In April, everyone's favorite band with nearly 30 members sporting somewhat unpronounceable names will hit the road. (The names are unpronounceable for ignorant Americans who don't speak Swedish, like this writer. How does ones pronounce an "o" with an umlaut anyway?)
Touring in support of its upcoming album, I'm From Barcelona will coast hop during April, coming in like a lion and out like a lamb.
The question plaguing us is, "How will this enormously oversized band actually manage to travel across the ocean, through the United States, and back again without losing any members?"
We thought on it, and now we are pleased to present The Top Five Ways I'm From Barcelona Will Travel Safely Across Continents.
5. Velocipede. Since there are too many members to fit into any normal means of transportation, why not rent a velocipede to get across the vast continent of the United States? However, if they choose to use these awesome looking bicycles, they should be warned: they might have to move their California shows until July. The fastest the bikes can go is 5 mph.
4. The 30-seat stretch limo. If moving those shows doesn't work, the group could always travel in style, sipping on Cristal as they head cross-country in a ginormous limousine.
3. Air Force One. George Bush wouldn't mind, right?
2. 30-seat parlor car. The members of I'm From Barcelona could pretend that they're characters in the best Western ever (Maverick, of course), and rent an old-school parlor car. They could play poker and maybe get held up by some hold-overs from the Wild West. Billy the Kid's great grandson or something.
1. Rickshaw. The rickshaw would be the perfect mode of transportation for a 30+ member band! They're cheap (they'd need about 10 of them), they'd give the members an excuse to exercise as they continuously trade off between sitting and pulling, and they're totally quaint. Very hipster.
You can thank us later, I'm From Barcelona.
Dates:
April:
24 - Philadelphia, Pa. @ First Unitarian Church
25 - Hoboken, N.J. @ Maxwell's
27 - Indio, Calif. @ Coachella
28 - Los Angeles, Calif. @ El Rey
29 - San Francisco, Calif. @ The Independent
May:
1 - Brooklyn, N.Y. @ Masonic Temple
9 - Brussels, Belgium @ Nuits Botanique
10 - Diksmuide, Belgium @ Ten Vrede
July:
3 - Kristiansand, Norway @ Quartfestivalen
4 - Oystese, Norway @ Bygdalarm
18 - Poupet, France @ Les Arts á la Champagne
19 - Étang de Thau, France @ Festival de Thau
Related links:
Paste: I’m From Barcelona loves Britney, plays shows
ImFromBarcelona.com
I'm From Barcelona on MySpace
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