Season 2 premiere at 8/7c.

9/8c. Your secret is safe with us.

2-hour season 4 premiere at 8/7c.

Steven Bochco follows Hill Street Blues, LA Law and NYPD Blue with... cops or court room, cops or court room... another lawyer show! Debuts 10/9c.

Ingrid Michaelson performs on The Tonight Show on NBC.

Nathan Fillion (or "Captain Hammer" to all you Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog fans) guests on The Late Late Show on CBS.

Ra Ra Riot performs on Late Night on NBC.

• Theresa Andersson - Hummingbird, Go! (Basin Street)
• Apollo Sunshine - Shall Noise Upon (World's Fair)
• Rodney Crowell - Sex & Gasoline (produced by Joe Henry) (Work Song/Yep Roc)
• Sonya Kitchell - This Storm (Decca/Velour)
• Queen and Paul Rodgers - The Cosmos Rocks (Hollywood)
• The Smithereens - B-Sides the Beatles (Koch)
• UNKLE - End Titles...Stories for Film (Surrender All)
(Grand Hustle/Atlantic)
• Brian Wilson - That Lucky Old Sun (w/songs by Van Dyke Parks) (Capitol)
• Young Jeezy - The Recession (Def Jam)

REISSUES

• The Chemical Brothers - Brotherhood(2-disc Best-of) (Astralwerks)
• Coldplay - X&Y (2005) (Vinyl) (Capitol/EMI)
• Jimi Hendrix - Band of Gypsys (1970) (Vinyl) (Capitol/EMI)
• The Jacksons - Destiny (1978); Triumph (1980) (Epic/Legacy)
• R.E.M. - Document (Vinyl) (Capitol/EMI)

Music DVDs

• The Eagles - Music in Review (Koch)
• U2 - Live at Red Rocks (1983) (Island)

MUSIC BOOKS

• Mellotron: The Machine and the Musicians that Revolutionised Rock by Nick Awde (Desert Hearts)
• Take Another Little Piece of My Heart: A Groupie Grows Up (updated edition) by Pamela de Barres (Chicago Review Press)
• Dave Grohl: Nothing to Lose by Michael Heatley (Reynolds & Hearn)
• Punk Rock Etiquette: The Ultimate How-To Guide for DIY, Punk, Indie and Underground Bands by Travis Nichols (Roaring Brook Press)

2-hours of dead bodies, 8/7c.

Brian Wilson performs on The Tonight Show.

Delta Spirit performs on Late Night on NBC.

Adele performs on Late Night on NBC.

Amy McDonald (one of Paste's 2008 "Best of What's Next") performs on The Late Late Show on CBS.

The 2008 Rome International Film Festival in downtown Rome, Ga. is September 4-7, screening 140 independent films.

John Turturro, Eric McCormack, Sarah Silverman, Howie Mandel, Andy Richter, Brooke Adams and Angela Kinsey guest star in "Mr. Monk's 100th Episode" at 9/8C.

Black Kids perform on JK Live on ABC.

Jamie Liddell (one of Paste's 2008 "Best of What's Next) performs on The Late Late Show on CBS.

Christian Lander, the author of Stuff White People Like, guests on Late Night.

Special Warren Zevon tribute with Steve Earle on The Late Show. John Malkovich (Burn After Reading)and Hayden Panettiere (Heroes) guest.

Comedian Brian Regan stars in the world premiere of his all-new one-hour stand-up special, “Brian Regan: The Epitome of Hyperbole,” at 10 pm on Comedy Central.

Britney Spears opens at 9pm ET.

Season 5 begins tonight at 10 pm.

Six Feet Under creator Alan Ball is back with a show about vampires in Louisiana.

Paste cover artist Bon Iver performs on Late Night on NBC.

Sarah, John and they're cyborg buddy Cameron keep saving humanity on Fox.

From the maker of "Lost" and the plot of "The X-Files" comes "Fringe" starring Joshua Jackson—no, not our Joshua Jackson, the Dawson's Creek dude. Two-hour premiere starts 8/7C.

Grizzly Bear performs on Last Call on NBC.

• Joan Baez - Day After Tomorrow (produced by Steve Earle) (Razor & Tie)
• Calexico - Carried to Dust (Touch & Go)
• Anat Cohen - Notes from the Village (Anzic)
• Natalie Cole - Still Unforgettable (Selections from The American Songbook) (Rhino)
• Kimya Dawson - Alphabutt (K)
• Michael Franti & Spearhead - All Rebel Rockers (produced by Sly & Robbie) (Anti-/Epitaph)
• Fujiya & Miyagi - Lightbulbs (Deaf, Dumb + Blind)
• I'm Not Jim - You Are All My People (feat. Jonathan Lethem and Walter Salas-Humara) (Bloodshot)
• LL Cool J - Exit 13 (Def Jam)
• Patty Loveless - Sleepless Nights (Saguaro Road/Time Life)
• The Lovely Sparrows - Bury the Cynics (Abandoned Love/The Rebel Group)
• Okkervil River - The Stand Ins (Jagjaguwar)
• Joan Osbourne - Little Wild One (Womanly Hips/Plum)
• Lee Ritenour & Dave Grusin - Amparo (Feat. James Taylor, Joshua Bell and more) (Decca)
• Emmiliana Torrini - Me and Armini (Rough Trade)
• Tricky - Knowle West Boy (Domino)
• Dar Williams - Promised Land (Razor & Tie)
• Steve Wynn - Crossing Dragon Bridge (Rock Ridge Music)

REISSUES

• The Kinks - The Pye Album Collection (10-CD box set) (Castle Music, U.K.)
• John Phillips - Pussycat (previously unreleased album feat. The Rolling Stones) (1977) (Varése Vintage) • Portastatic - Some Small History (Double-disc of B-sides and rarities) (Merge)

MUSIC BOOKS

• Prince: 21 Nights, photos by Randee St. Nicholas (Atria)
• Wild Boy: My Life in Duran Duran by Andy Taylor (Grand Central)

Al Green performs on the Tonight Show on NBC.

Alejandro Escovedo performs on The Tonight Show on NBC.

Cloud Cult performs on Last Call on NBC.

A&E's new Bio channel debuts Michael Rose's new Elvis documentary narrated by Kris Kristofferson.

Meiko performs on Late Night on NBC.

Rafael Saadiq performs on The Tonight Show on NBC.

Ricky Gervais guests on the Late Show on CBS.

This two-day music festival is held at the gorgeous natural amphitheater Red Rocks in Morrison, Colo. Featuring: Justice, DeVotchka, TV On The Radio, Silversun Pickups, Vampire Weekend, Band of Horses, Neko Case, The Avett Brothers, Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings, Superdrag, Tings Tings, The Kills, Colour Revolt and many more.

Eric Hutchinson performs on The Tonight Show on NBC.

Marc Broussard performs on Late Night on NBC. Samuel L. Jackson and Ricky Gervais guest.

Mary-Louise Parker guests on the Late Show on CBS.

The Ting Tings perform on The Late Late Show on CBS.

Tokio Hotel perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Hugh Laurie returns to make more patients cry.

Kasey Chambers & Shane Nicholson perform on Late Night on NBC.

• Wayne Brady - A Long Time Coming (Peak)
• Marc Broussard - Keep Coming Back (feat. LeAnn Rimes and more) (Atlantic)
• Lindsey Buckingham - Gift of Screws (Reprise)
• Kasey Chambers & Shane Nicholson - Rattlin' Bones (Sugar Hill)
• George Clinton - George Clinton and Some Gangsters of Love (feat. Carlos Santana, Sly Stone, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, RZA and more) (Shanachie)
• The Cure - Hypnagogic States EP (Suretone/Geffen)
• Dead Confederate - Wrecking Ball (TAO/Razor & Tie)
• James - Hey Ma (Decca)
• Jem - Down to Earth (ATO/Red)
• Leona Naess - Thirteens (Verve Forecast)
• Nelly - Brass Knuckles (Derrty/Universal)
• Ne-Yo - Year of the Gentleman (Def Jam)
• Noah and the Whale - Peaceful, The World Lays Me Down (Cherrytree/Interscope)
• Amanda Palmer - Who Killed Amanda Palmer (Roadrunner)
• Portugal. The Man - Censored Colors (Equal Vision)
• Tindersticks - The Hungry Saw (Constellation/Fontana)
• Matt Wertz - Under the Sun (Universal Republic)

REISSUES

• David Gilmour - Live in Gdañsk (with the Baltic Philharmonic) (from 2006 On An Island Tour) (Columbia)
• Laika & the Cosmonauts - (title TBA) (20th-anniversary compilation) (Yep Roc)
• Kenny Loggins - Vox Humana (Wounded Bird)
• Nina Simone - To Be Free: The Nina Simone Story (3 CDs and a DVD) (RCA/Legacy)

MUSIC DVDs

• Roy Orbison - Black & White Night (1988) (Blu-Ray) (feat. Bruce Springsteen, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, T Bone Burnett, Jackson Browne and many more) (Image)

MUSIC BOOKS

• Skydog: The Duane Allman Story by Randy Poe (Backbeat Books)

Loudon Wainwright III performs on Late Night on NBC.

Fleet Foxes perform on the Late Show on CBS. Seth Rogen guests.

Hawthorne Heights perform on the Tonight Show on NBC.

Go ahead, try not to laugh.

Totally, like, sci-fi.

Cold War Kids perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Cesar Millan (aka the Dr. Phil for dogs) celebrates four seasons and 100 episodes

Dolly Parton performs on The Tonight Show on NBC.

Duffy performs on the Late Show on CBS. Robin Williams guests.

All Tomorrow's Parties throws its first east coast festival, ATP New York at Kutshers Country Club in Monticello, NY September 19-21. The lineup features Dinosaur Jr., Yo La Tengo, Mercury Rev, Mogwai, My Bloody Valentine, Les Savy Fav, Shellac, Fuck Buttons, Low, The Silver Mount Zion Orchestra, Polvo, Wooden Shjips and more.

Cold War Kids perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Beck plays his biggest hometown gig yet at this legendary outdoor venue.

Presenters include Christina Applegate, Lauren Conrad, Jimmy Kimmel and Kiefer Sutherland

My Bloody Valentine will play the ATP New York festival on September 21 at Kutshers Country Club in Monticello, N.Y.

The Shat is back at 10/9C.

A producer for the show recently told TV Guide that Ryan Wolfe may be playing both sides. Wonder what this means for Horatio.

Celeb contestants include Toni Braxton, Lance Bass and Cloris Leachman.

Hiro and other not-nearly-as-cool heroes fight Sylar and other villains who also aren't as cool as Hiro on NBC.

You know you love Neil Patrick Harris ("Doogie Howser, M.D."). And Jason Segel (Freaks & Geeks"). And Alyson Hannigan ("Buffy"). So get to watching one of the most underrated sitcoms on TV!

Get your geek on with this group of lovable (and hilarious) science nerds as they try to woo the girl next door.

Six years in, can you believe how grown up little Angus T. Jones is?

Sam and Melanie are pregnant and planning a wedding. Now they just have to figure out how to break it to Mel's parents, who aren't so fond of the clumsy boyfriend.

Catch a special preview on the NBC site and then tune in for the 10th season at 10pm ET.

Blogs are buzzin' that season 6 will feature extra episodes.

In this new reality show, the game show comes straight to unsuspecting families front doors. Host JD Roth then asks the families trivia questions based on their own lives, enabling them to win various prizes.

Simon Baker plays playboy Patrick Jane, an independent consultant to the CBI who solves crimes by using his awesome observational skills. Sounds like an unfunny "Psych" to us.

Miss an episode? Check out the episodic photo galleries on the CBS site.

• Elvin Bishop - The Blues Roll On (feat. B.B. King, Warren Haynes, Derek Trucks, James Cotton and more) (Delta Groove/Electro Groove)
• Jackson Browne - Time the Conqueror (Inside Recordings)
• Buckcherry - Black Butterfly (Eleven Seven/Atlantic)
• Common - Invincible Summer (produced by The Neptunes, others) (Geffen)
• Nikka Costa - Pebble to a Pearl (Stax/Go Funk Yourself/Concord)
• Everlast - Love, War and the Ghost of Whitey Ford (Martyr Inc./TRP/Hickory)
• High Places - High Places
• Kings of Leon - Only By the Night (RCA)
• Labelle - (title TBA) (Patti Labelle, Nona Hendryx and Sarah Dash's first record together in 33 years) (produced by Gamble & Huff, Lenny Kravitz) (Verve)
• Mogwai - The Hawk is Howling

REISSUES

• Kenny Loggins - Keep the Fire (1979) (Wounded Bird)

MUSIC BOOKS

• Country Music Records: A Discography, 1921 - 1942 by Tony Russell (Oxford University Press)

TV Guide scoop: "Rumer Willis will guest this season, playing a young woman who shares a name with Gary Sinise's Mac Taylor. The CBS procedural's milestone 100th episode, airing Nov. 19, finds Taylor's team looking for a serial killer targeting people with the name, a network rep confirms."

FBI profilers try to anticipate the most dangerous and twisted minds in the US in this popular drama.

This time around, Blaine plans to hang upside down in Central Park for three days and nights. How he'll get down afterwards? You've gotta watch to find out.

Funnyman Jay Mohr stars as a recently single painting contractor sharing custody of his two children with his uptight ex-wife. Let the comedy ensue.

In this reboot of the 80's classic, the famous car is equipped with artificial intelligence.

Edged out competition "Cashmere Mafia" for the throne of new TV show about a circle of best girlfriends living and loving in NYC.

"Seinfeld" star Julia Louis-Dreyfus won an Emmy in 2006 for her role on this CBS sitcom.

ER's 1500th and final season kicks off with nuclear holocaust at County General—we're just guessing. 10/9C.

Young doctors, in and out of love and career-threatening homophobic remarks. 9/8C.

Tune in at 8:30pm ET to catch Seth Green guesting on the season premiere!

Get in the mood with full episodes of every "Survivor" edition ever (and there's been a lot) on the CBS site.

The Devil Wears... uh, we mean Ugly Betty returns 8/7C.

Solo artist Juliana Hatfield (formerly of the Blake Babies and The Lemonheads) releases a new memoir chronicling her life's "best and worst days, the origins of her songs, the source of her woes, and her quest to find a new purpose in life."

Three days, eight stages, and 130 of the best bands you'll hear in one place this fall. Performers include: Beck, David Byrne, The Raconteurs, Gillian Welch, The Mars Volta, Gnarls Barkley, Conor Oberst, Erykah Badu, Patty Griffin, Iron & Wine, Neko Case, Band of Horses, Gogol Bordello, The Black Keys, Okkervil River, Vampire Weekend, Drive-By Truckers and many more.

The 36th Annual San Francisco Blues Festival, the oldest blues fest in the world, kicks off three (September 26-28) days of performances at Fort Mason's Great Meadow.

Wunderkid Seth MacFarlane recently told Entertainment Weekly, "[Fox] gave me a hundred million dollars, I gave them my 20s. That's kinda fair."

Just when all was seeming somewhat calm again, we find out the Walkers indeed have a half sibling...some dude named Ryan. Tune in at 10pm ET to watch the drama unfold.

This would be our favorite guilty pleasure, if we felt at all guilty for loving this brilliantly scripted gem. 10pm ET.

More episodic photo galleries to catch you up on the CBS site. Tune in at 9pm ET.

Finally, we find out why Gabrielle is getting fat. 9pm ET.

This smart drama is totally worth the monthly bill for pay cable. We promise. 9pm ET.

Can't wait for the season premiere? Kill time by staring at the countdown on ABC.com.

A new season of The Family Guy begins on FOX. 9/8c

Hank's dream vacation? "All expenses paid week long mowing workshop at the Lawn Care Academy of America."

We'll let HBO do the talkin' here: "Matt Lucas and David Walliams, who have rocketed to stardom in the UK and Australia as a result of their smash-hit BBC comedy series Little Britain, bring their unique brand of scripted comedy and characterization to HBO in an all-new, six-part, half-hour comedy series, Little Britain USA. The series will feature familiar Lucas/Walliams personas from their original UK show, as well as new characters created expressly for this series."

Go ahead and meet the cast on the CBS site, then gear up for the premiere at 8pm ET.

Most anticipated new show? This animated comedy about the life and times of one "self-conscious young guy living in New York." Catch some Bonus Awkward Moment videos on HBO.com.

Doh! It's been 20 years, show your appreciation at 8pm ET.

Detailed episode recaps available on the CBS site. Premieres at 10pm ET.

For his next trick, Sean Riley tackles nuclear turbine.

AUthor, neurologist and Paste contributor Dr. Oliver Sacks releases his book Musicophilia in paperback.

Can't wait? Watch the season premiere right now on NBC.com!

James Taylor will perform on The Colbert Report tonight on Comedy Central.

Episodes are available in HD on iTunes. If seeing Tracy Morgan that clearly doesn't scare you, nothing will.

• Joseph Arthur & the Lonely Astronauts - Temporary People (Lonely Astronaut)
• Dressy Bessy - Holler and Stomp (Transdreamer)
• Marianne Faithfull - Easy Come, Easy Go (album of standards) (Naive, U.K.)
• Gemma Hayes - The Hollow of Morning (Second Motion)
• Ray Lamontagne - Gossip in the Grain (RCA/Victor)
• Mercury Rev - Snowflake Midnihgt (Yep Roc)
• Tom Morello: The Night Watchman - The Fabled City (produced by Brendan O'Brien, feat. Shooter Jennings and more) (Epic)
• T.I. - Paper Trail (Atlantic/WEA)
• Lee Ann Womack - Call Me Crazy (MCA Nashville)

REISSUES

• Santana - Multidimensional Warrior (two-disc career retrospective) (Columbia/Legacy)

MUSIC BOOKS

• When I Grow Up: A Memoir by Juliana Hatfield (John Wiley & Sons)

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