Christopher Walken To Play Ozzy Osbourne

You know, Christopher Walken’s not creepy enough. He should up the creepiness ante by portraying Ozzy Osbourne. Just imagine the slow-talking actor as the bat-biting metal legend-turned-mumbling house dad.

Luckily for those who enjoy grand entertainment, that’s actually happening. According to PaperThinWalls.com., not only is Walken playing Osbourne, but he’s playing him in a Mötley Crüe biopic, The Dirt, which is based off their 2001 autobiography The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band.

The film is now in preproduction and is expected to be released in 2008 by Paramount Pictures and MTV.

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