Pigeon John cooks up hamburgers, ridiculousness

Los Angeles rapper Pigeon John recently paid a visit to new online cooking show, Dinner With the Band, where his major contribution to the meal preparation process came in the form of outlandish similes. Host Sam Mason (who scored the job because his name was a top google result for "hipster chef") did most of the actual cooking, so it's hard to say whether Pigeon John's culinary skills are on par with his lyricisms. Anyone who hilariously compares uncooked hamburger meat to "a child's brain" and describes the sound of boiling french fries as "like applauding ants - like ants clapping" does not come across as kitchen-familiar.

Regardless, the man knows how to keep himself entertained, and subsequently, everyone else.

Download: Pigeon John live on Dinner With the Band - "Money Back Guarantee"

As far as new material goes, Pigeon John recently stated on his MySpace: "Hello, my little friends. I'm working hard up in the studio doing remixes for my up and coming digital ep and putting the final touches on my new mixtape 'Pigeon John Featuring Pigeon John 2.'"

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