Rolling Stones acquire diapered audience

If you've watched any kids' programming on TV lately, you'll realize it's infinitely more irritating than the classics we grew up watching. And unless you want High School Musical tunes permanently embedded in your skull, you should take action.

Rockabye Baby!--known for its lullaby renditions of artists that define every generation--is adding a Rolling Stones album to its collection. Diapered bottoms everywhere (the infant kind) can happily bounce along to Stones-inspired glockenspiels September 11.

Their roster of baby tunes already includes music from the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Tool, U2 and The Ramones. And look at that gosh darn cover! Adorbs.

The track listing:

1. Start Me Up
2. Mother's Little Helper
3. Paint It Black
4. Brown Sugar
5. Angie
6. Wild Horses
7. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
8. Under My Thumb
9. Ruby Tuesday
10. Time Is On My Side
11. Let's Spend The Night Together
12. You Can't Always Get What You Want

Related links:
RockabyeBabyMusic.com
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