Which John Cusack character would you most like to see date your mother?

"Grace is Gone," starring John Cusack, hits limited U.S. theaters this Friday. Which Cusack character would you most like to see date your mother? [843 votes total]
Rob Gordon ("High Fidelity") (191): 23%
Jake ("Must Love Dogs") (100): 12%
Craig Schwartz ("Being John Malkovich") (31): 4%
Eddie Thomas ("America's Sweethearts") (22): 3%
Lloyd Dobbler ("Say Anything") (169): 20%
Jonathan Trager ("Serendipity") (108): 13%
John Kelso ("Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil") (40): 5%
Martin Q. Blank ("Gross Pointe Blank") (114): 14%
Bryce ("Sixteen Candles") (31): 4%
Other (37): 4%