Jim Gaffigan announces Sexy Tour dates

Comedian, writer and actor Jim Gaffigan has planned out a new Comedy Central tour at venues all around the country. It will be full of all new material. It will be a sexy tour. The Sexy Tour, actually.

Gaffigan is a self-proclaimed tall, pale, married father of two with a bit of a belly. Why, then, The Sexy Tour? Is he referencing the material, or himself? Or is he just being ironic? Well, he actually met up with himself to ask those exact questions and recorded the interview on his MySpace blog.

As always, the show will be clean and all-ages, focusing on the finer (and funnier) points of “bacon, legal documents and bean bag chairs.” And hopefully, Hot Pockets.

But fear not: If you won’t be able to see him on tour, you can always ask him to attend a high school commencement near you.

All Sexy shows are at 7:00 p.m., with the exception of the dates in Austin, Texas. On those nights, there will be two shows at 7:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. respectively.

April
5 - University of North Florida @ Jacksonville, Fla.
8 - Private corporate event @ Las Vegas, Nev.
19 - Western New England College @ Springfield, Mass.

August
15 - Fillmore Miami Beach at Jackie-Gleason @ Miami, Fla.
16 - Ruth Eckerd Hall @ Clearwater, Fla.
22 - Genesee Theatre @ Waukegan, Ill.
23 - Star Plaza Theatre @ Merrillville, Ind.

September
12 - Morrison Center @ Boise, Idaho
13 - Dodge Theater @ Phoenix, Ariz.
19 - Alabama Theater @ Birmingham, Ala.
20 - Cobb Energy PAC @ Atlanta, Ga.
26 - Midland Theatre @ Kansas City, Mo.
27 - Fox Theater @ St. Louis, Mo.

October
10 - Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre @ Denver, Colo.
11 - Civic Music Hall @ Omaha, Neb.

November
7 - The Warfield @ San Francisco, Calif.
8 - The Wiltern @ Los Angeles, Calif.
21 - Berkelee @ Boston, Mass.
22 - Berkelee @ Boston, Mass.
28 - Town Hall @ New York, N.Y.
29 - Town Hall @ New York, N.Y.

December
5 - Paramount Theater @ Austin, Texas
6 - Paramount Theater @ Austin, Texas
12 - The Louisville Palace @ Louisville, Ky.
13 - The Palace @ Cleveland, Ohio
31 - Pabst Theatre @ Milwaukee, Wisc.