Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People to hit WiiWare

Do you has what it takes?

Test your mettle (and trade in that skirt you're wearin' for a nice pair of camos) this June, when the folks behind HomestarRunner.com team up with Telltale Games to bring you the 3-D point-and-click-em-up adventure, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. (Or "SBCG4AP," which, astonishingly, actually may be less pronounceable than "fhqwhgads.") The more-than-a-little-awkwardly-named game debuts in June on WiiWare (and PC). Strong Bad informs us that there will be "five awesome episodes" (or "action-sodes") and that "you download them over your internet-style connection!"

Careful, though. Whatever Homestar might think, that Wii controller's not a futuristic candy bar. Use it instead to explore the 3-D (and therefore bizarrely graphically superior) Strongbadia brought to you by Telltale and Videlectrix, the "geniuses responsible for Trogdor: Let's Burninate Phonics". ("Schwa!") Chuck boxes at Strong Sad! Kick the Cheat into the dryer! Answer emails sarcastically! Whatever you want!

To watch Strong Bad hijack the camera and take you on a seasick trek through his house check out the trailer at HomestarRunner.com, and bring your glow sticks. A lightswitch rave might be the best way to satiate your King-of-Town-sized hunger until June, when SBCG4AP comes to a WiiWare near me-ware...or you-ware.

Related links:
YouTube: Interview with the makers of Homestar Runner
HomestarRunner.com
TelltaleGames.com

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