Think you have what it takes to fight he who can sneeze with his eyes open, kill two stones with one bird, and has legs named Law and Order, respectively?
If you answered "yes," you best sleep with one eye open for the rest of your life. Chuck Norris doesn't like to be disrespected.
If you answered "yes," you best sleep with one eye open for the rest of your life. Chuck Norris doesn't like to be disrespected.
Yeah yeah, we know the whole "Chuck Norris Facts" phenomenon kind of wore out its proverbial welcome when your grandmother told you Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding, but it appears the star of Delta Force is more of a cultural force to be reckoned with than we gave him credit for.
Case in point: Chuck Norris' Bring on the Pain, a mobile video game in which Norris not only fights communism, but makes it cry for mercy. He does this by showing tyrants such as Kim Jong Ill and Fidel Castro what it feels like to have the foot of a Texas Ranger in your mouth.
Players can also upload pictures of themselves to fight Chuck's fists of fury, but expect a beat-down of epic proportions.
According to Bring on the Pain creator, Gameloft, the game features "totally destructible environments." Think roundhousing a path through the forest, headbutting through military fortresses and punching a hole between the borders of North and South Korea.
Related links:
Chuck Norris on IMDb
YouTube: Will It Blend?: Chuck Norris
Poll: Which screen personality would you confidently shoulder with the responsibility of human survival?
Got a news tip for Paste? E-mail news@pastemagaizne.com.
Case in point: Chuck Norris' Bring on the Pain, a mobile video game in which Norris not only fights communism, but makes it cry for mercy. He does this by showing tyrants such as Kim Jong Ill and Fidel Castro what it feels like to have the foot of a Texas Ranger in your mouth.
Players can also upload pictures of themselves to fight Chuck's fists of fury, but expect a beat-down of epic proportions.
According to Bring on the Pain creator, Gameloft, the game features "totally destructible environments." Think roundhousing a path through the forest, headbutting through military fortresses and punching a hole between the borders of North and South Korea.
Related links:
Chuck Norris on IMDb
YouTube: Will It Blend?: Chuck Norris
Poll: Which screen personality would you confidently shoulder with the responsibility of human survival?
Got a news tip for Paste? E-mail news@pastemagaizne.com.
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