1. Beard.
2. He's the only comedian who fully supports the Iraq war.
3. All the ladies go crazy. Plus some sensitive males.
4. Beard can be shaved into mustache.
5. Hmmmm, hang on, what was number five? I wrote it down on a napkin on the plane. Oh: Can build a winter shelter out of a pair of parkas.
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Published at 11:40 AM on August 10, 2008


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