A pitfall of writing about bands and songwriters that wield acoustic guitars is that one rarely gets to invoke overused rock-writing lingo like "killer," "blazing," or (let's not mince words here) "totally shredding."
Thankfully, talking about Torche, the metal-band-that-is-not-one, allows us to pack these words into our sentences like so much sludge-ridden distortion. You know, much like every riff that was packed into the band's latest, Meanderthal, out this year via Hydra Head/Robotic.
In superlative fashion befitting the band's propensities for totally shredding (can't get enough), the Miami/Atlanta quartet recently launched a monster, multi-continental tour. But before leaving for Europe with Chicago's post-metal troupe Pelican to blaze (last one) its trail to rock glory, Torche will give its half-home state of Florida one final opportunity to bid farewell. Labelmates Clouds, Louisville rockers Coliseum and San Francisco distortion-maniacs Black Cobra fill out the bills for other legs of the trip around the world, which will take, if you were wondering, a little less than 80 days.
September
6 - Miami, Fla. @ Churchills Hideaway
12 - Brighton, England @ Engine Room *
13 - Sheffield, England @ Corporation *
14 - Glasgow, Scotland @ Oran Mor *
15 - Belfast, Ireland @ The Limelight *
16 - Dublin, Ireland @ Whelans *
17 - Birmingham, England @ Medicine Bar *
18 - London, England @ Underworld *
19 - Bristol, London @ Croft *
20 - Hasselt, Belgium @ Muziekodroom *
21 - Tilburg, Netherlands @ ZXZW Fest *
22 - Munster, Germany @ Gleis 22 *
23 - Hamburg, Germany @ Hafenklang *
24 - Copenhagen, Denmark @ Loppen *
25 - Berlin, Germany @ Cassiopeia *
26 - Munich, Germany @ Feierwerk *
27 - Frankfurt, Germany @ Nachtleben *
28 - Dresden, Germany @ Beatpol *
29 - Prague, Czech Republic @ Rock Cafe *
30 - Budapest, Hungary @ A38 *
October
1 - Vienna, Austria @ Arena *
3 - Rome, Italy @ Init *
4 - Brescia, Italy @ Latte+ *
5 - Dudingen, Switzerland @ Bad Bonn *
6 - Stuttgart, Germany @ Club Schocken
7 - Paris, France @ Glazart *
8 - Tourcoing, France @ Le Grand Mix *
9 - Vitry-le-François, France @ Orange Bleu Vitri *
10 - Cologne, Germany @ MTC *
11 - Brussels, Belgium @ Ancienna Belgique *
12 - Rotterdam, Netherlands @ Waterfront *
24 - Athens, Ga. @ Caladonia ^
25 - Memphis Tenn. @ The Hi-Tone ^
26 - St. Louis, Mo. @ The Bluebird ^
27 - Lawrence, Kansas @ Jackpot ^
28 - Denver, Colo. @ Larimer ^
29 - Salt Lake City, Utah @ Burt's Tiki ^
30 - Boise, Idaho @ Neurolux ^
31- Seattle, Wash. @ El Corazon ^
November
1 - Portland, Ore. @ Satricon ^
3 - San Francisco, Calif. @ Slim's^
7 - Tokyo, Japan @ Shin Okubo Earthdom #
8 - Osaka, Japan @ Juso Fandango #
9 - Ikeshita, Japan @ club upset Aichi #
10 - Kanagawa, Japan @ Yokohama FAD #
11 - Tokyo, Japan @ Shibuya O-Nest #
14 - San Diego, Calif. @ The Casbah &
15 - Los Angeles, Calif. @ Spaceland &
16 - Phoenix, Ariz. @ Phix Gallery &
17 - Tucson, Ariz. @ The Rock &
19 - San Antonio, Texas @ Rock Bottom &
20 - Austin, Texas @ Red Seven &
21 - Dallas, Texas @ The Lounge on Elm St &
22 - Houston,Texas @ Walter's on Washington &
23 - New Orleans, La. @ Dragon's Den &
* = w/Pelican
^ = w/Coliseum and Clouds
# = w/Coliseum
& = w/Clouds and Black Cobra
Related links:
Torche on Myspace
Band of the Week: Torche
TorcheMusic.com
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