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But why wait? The three days between now and what is surely the first sign of the End Times seems like a yawning gulf after nearly two decades of false starts, the departure of every original member of the band, and the theatrical arrest of a music pirate. So, Axl Rose & Co. have decided to stream Chinese Democracy for free on GNR's MySpace. It'll be available, Buckethead and all, until the album is released for reals this Sunday, Nov. 23.
In related news, you might remember that Dr Pepper promised a free can of their product for Americans coast to coast if GNR released Chinese Democracy before the end of 2008 (think Hoover, but with high fructose corn syrup). Not one to back down, the good doctor is following through on the promise (although we still seriously doubt their medical qualifications). The only catch is that you have to register on DrPepper.com and print out a coupon, which you can then turn in anywhere D-P is sold for a free 20 ouncer. The coupon is only available on November 23 and expires February 28.
Seventeen years. Thirteen million dollars. One can of soda. Chinese Democracy.
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