Pretenders in Chief: Paste Casts the Presidents

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Pretenders in Chief: <em>Paste</em> Casts the Presidents
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George Washington - Cate Blanchett
The strange androgyny, the regal presence, the translucent skin-- it's as if they were separated at birth!

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James Madison - Woody Allen
Madison outlived all of the founding fathers, and Allen has outlasted most filmmakers of his generation. Also, Madison's wife, Dolley, was 17 years his junior.

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James Monroe - Jon Stewart
If Stewart-- a fellow William & Mary grad-- were elected, America would enter a second Era of Good Feelings.

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William Henry Harrison - Steve Buscemi
Harrison was President for 30 days, then died of pneumonia. Hmmm... what actor looks like he's 30 days from death?
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Zachary Taylor - Isaac Hanson
We'll let you figure out why.