Published at 7:00 AM on November 4, 2008

By Paste Staff

Pretenders in Chief: Paste Casts the Presidents

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Jimmy Carter - Ty Pennington

Both of these Georgians started their own home-improvement initiatives.

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Ronald Reagan - Arnold Schwarzenegger

No one could deliver “Mista Gorba-chev, tey-uh down dis wall!” better than the actor-turned-governor famous for lines like, “If it bleeds, we can kill it” and “Hasta la vista, baby!”

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William Jefferson Clinton - Hugh Grant

With Elizabeth Hurley and Hilary Rodham Clinton, and Divine Brown as Monica Lewinsky.

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George W. Bush - Renée Zellweger

The squint.
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Barack Obama - Denzel Washington

His inspirational speeches in Remember the Titans resemble Obama's best oration. Plus, misinformed people everywhere think Obama is a Muslim-- and Denzel played famous Muslim Malcolm X.
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John McCain - Zac Efron

This role, of course, calls for fresh-faced charm.


Contributing: Nate Douglas, Palmer Houchins, Josh Jackson, Kevin Keller, Kate Kiefer, Jason Killingsworth, Steve LaBate, Rachael Maddux and Nick Marino

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