The 2009 Coachella line-up story you've been waiting for...

...won't be posted today. Psych! However, it sure has been fun watching the Internet lose its collective shit over the last few days. To that end, a handy round-up of what several folks have had to say about Coachella 2009's still-unannounced line-up is as follows:

"You'll know who's going to be at Coachella once the organizers finally get there [sic] stuff together. (I'm betting Jack Johnson wants more cash)," Prefix guesses.

"The answer to 'Is it out yet?' is still 'no-achella' at this point," Idolator quips.

"Chill the fuck out," says the OC Weekly, in a headline with inexplicable quote marks.

"Lay off the refresh button, kid," jokes the Los Angeles Times' Pop & Hiss music blog.

Meanwhile, The Daily Swarm has a pretty sweet round-up of various Coachella 2009 news clippings so far, including bits about Radiohead, Faith No More and Ryan Seacrest (!), amongst many others.

Basically, everyone needs to take a breather. As soon as the line-up is ready it will be out and all over these very interwebs. Until then, go outside or something.

Related links:
News: Coachella, Bonnaroo, more festivals offer layaway option
Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival Message Board
Coachella.com

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