Stephen Colbert already has a spider, a bald eagle and a Ben & Jerry's flavor (Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream) named after him. For most people, that would be enough, but the comedian with the perpetually raised eyebrow is shooting for the moon—literally. He's just won a landslide vote to have a room in NASA's International Space Station christened the "Colbert."
But this does not mean NASA will comply. Company spokesman John Yembrick said NASA will decide in April, and though it will give top vote-getters "the most consideration," it still reserves the right to name the space station room whatever it sees fit. However, there are rumors floating around that, if Colbert doesn't make the final cut for the room, NASA may name one of the toilets onboard after the comedian.
In a statement filled with potty-humor puns, Yembrick said, "As for the toilet rumor, we don't want to flush away any goodwill by announcing something before we are ready."
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