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According to Movieline, rumors yesterday that director Stephen Sommers (The Mummy) has been fired from G.I. Joe are not true. At least, not strictly.
Even if the rumors are overblown, though, a little lingering anxiety about just what we’ll see when G.I. Joe opens on Aug. 7 is probably not unjustified. In the torrent of anonymous sources that drove the story throughout the day, one consensus did emerge: Paramount has abandoned hope that the movie will spawn a franchise.
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Oh well, and who didn't think this movie was going to flop. It's based on a cartoon from the early 80's about an over the top military group versus an over the top evil military outfit. If they wanted the movie to work, all they had to do was sign Megan Fox on! Still, I'll wait to see how the movie goes over with the audience, but this movie is strictly for young males. That's a small audience!