Travis Morrison Announces Retirement, Social Networking Aspirations
Google Travis Morrison these days, and the first thing that will pop up is a site simply titled "RETIRED." Yes, friends, according to the Web site of former the Dismemberment Plan frontman/solo artist, the man has taken himself out of the game. "No shows, no records, no bands," the page reads. "Just relaxing in Brooklyn. Befriend me on facebook. I'm so nice!"
But if Morrison's announcement is for real, then we really do wish him—and all his new Facebook friends—the very best.
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