Weird Al's New Song is a White Stripes Parody and Ode to Charles Nelson Reilly

It's been a while since America's premier parody songwriter released a certified summer banger in the vein of "White & Nerdy" or "Hardware Store." That is, until he unveiled the fruits of his partnership with the fine folks at humor website JibJab: a White Stripes-parodying ode to departed Match Game panelist Charles Nelson Reilly, titled, natch, "CNR." Yankovic (doing his best impressions of Jack and Meg White) offers a Homeric paean to the man, envisioning CNR as a superpowered badass who (ascot and all) shoots lasers from his eyes, defecates diamonds, and pulls out human hearts like a high priest of Kali.

We could belabor the point, but this is one of those cases where the material best speaks for itself: