We’re not too cool to say it: We liked that Timbaland solo album. You know, the one with “The Way I Are” and “Apologize.” Admit it, you liked it too. The record, Timbaland Presents: Shock Value, didn’t have, you know, oodles of artistic value, but it was full of unabashed pop music with huge hooks, even bigger beats and, somehow, Elton John.
But for Timbaland’s next solo venture, he seems to be stretching his luck with the “Pop stars + Timbaland = Dance songs with street cred” formula.
The new disc, entitled Shock Value II, will have an even more, um, eclectic, cast than its predecessor. It includes Katy Perry, Chris Brown, Justin Timberlake (decent pop trio!), as well as The Fray, Miley Cyrus and, wait for it, Nickelback.
Now we’re optimistic folks here at Paste, so we won’t fret quite yet. But let’s just hope it doesn’t end up sounding like this.
Shock Value II is due Nov. 24.
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Why the fuck would it sound like that song you linked? Timbaland is a legend! He's has like a decade of experience.lol He has all the sounds in the world, and some of the most talented engineers behind his music. Don't hate on this man just because he sees music from a different perspective than you might. He has a solid structure to his music, and its apparently paying off.
No disrespect to who ever wrote this, but this is an opinion based review. And it was probably meant to make a person like me reply to it.lol