The Men Who Stare At Goats' Title Character Chews the Cud About Breakout Role

The Men Who Stare At Goats is a star-studded dark comedy about, well, pretty much what it sounds like. Reporter Bob Wilton hopes to break the story of his career by investigating a special government wing that equips “Warrior Monks” with bizarre psychic powers for combat. Aside from walking through walls, bursting clouds and reading enemies’ thoughts, the soldiers also have the ability to stare a goat to death in just a matter of seconds. Sure we talked to the guy who wrote the book, but in order to find more about the film, which hits theaters today, Paste also caught up with the movie’s four-legged cast member, Goat, whose character was subject to peculiar animal cruelty.

Paste: As a non-human of sorts, it must be an interesting process to land roles in films. How did you get involved with The Men Who Stare At Goats?
Goat: Grant, George and the other producers wanted the best, so they contacted me. That’s really it. I have been working to hone my craft and develop my reputation as being a serious talent in Hollywood. So, when the role in the film was discussed, I was the obvious choice.

Paste: Tell us about your character in the movie. How did you prepare for the role?
Goat: I play a somewhat frightened and nervous goat who must square off against George Clooney in a pivotal scene in the film. I was concerned at first that I might have trouble bringing the necessary vulnerability to the character because I am such a strong and confident creature. I am actually not sure where that doubt even came from because my talent completely came through and is on display for all the world to see. Once you see the movie I am sure you’ll agree.

Paste: As a goat, what were some of the challenges you faced on the set during filming?
Goat: It’s a sad fact but this world is still built for those with two legs and not four. But with the kind of high caliber and undeniable talent I bring to the set those challenges really do melt away.

Paste: You literally got to stare into the eyes of George Clooney. What was that like?
Goat: Clooney is a pro just like me. It was great to share a scene with him because he really brings it. And I knew that with him in the scene I would be able to give it everything I have and he wouldn’t hold me back. I would be happy to work with him again and I am positive he feels the same about me.

Paste: Most goats have a pair of horns on their head. Do you have any insecurities about your rather unadorned noggin?
Goat: I am not insecure about anything. The horns are a non-issue. It makes me more versatile as an actor and I’ve been told the ladies really dig it. So let’s move on.

Paste: Goats are often criticized for eating everything in sight. What is your favorite food to eat?
Goat: I have a fairly refined pallet. Five star dining is really the way I like to roll. But, on my cheat days a tin can really does hit the spot.

Paste: How do you feel about kudzu?
Goat: I much prefer talking about myself. And how do I feel about myself? I’m a fan.

Paste: Do you see this film paving the way into cinematic fame for your fellow goat actors?
Goat: I have always seen myself as a trailblazer but the goats that follow me need to bring the kind of talent and passion that I do. It’s not easily matched but it’s what it takes. I wish them luck. They’ll need it.

Paste: What other projects and films are you currently working on?
Goat: I have some really big things coming. Some of which I am not at liberty to discuss. I will just say an action figure might not be out of the question.

Paste: What are some roles you’d like to play in the future?
Goat: There are just so many. But I really feel like Hamlet was the role I was born to play.

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