Conan O'Brien Announces "Half-Assed Comedy & Music" Tour

Take that, NBC. Forbidden from signing on to any new television ventures thanks to residual contract issues with his former employer, funnyman Conan O’Brien is using his time off to spread laughter across the nation during a 30-city, two-month “half-assed comedy & music tour,” according to a message on his Twitter account today.

Things will kick-off in Eugene, Ore., on April 12, with each performance promising to be “a night of music, comedy, hugging, and the occasional awkward silence,” TeamCoco.com boasts. Conan fans can purchase tickets through the tour’s official website, where meet and greet packages are available as well.

Dates:

April
12 – Eugene, Ore. @ Hult Center For the Performing Arts
13 – Vancouver, B.C. @ Orpheum Theatre
14 – Vancouver, B.C. @ Orpheum Theatre
16 – Spokane, Wash. @ INB Performing Arts Center
17 – Enoch, Alberta @ River Cree Resort & Casino
18 – Seattle, Wash. @ Marion Oliver McCaw Hall
19 – Seattle, Wash. @ Marion Oliver McCaw Hall
22 – San Francisco, Calif. @ Nob Hill Masonic Center
23 – San Francisco, Calif. @ Nob Hill Masonic Center
24 – Universal City, Calif. @ Gibson Amphitheater
25 – Universal City, Calif. @ Gibson Amphitheater
29 – San Diego, Calif. @ San Diego Civic Theatre
30 – Phoenix, Ariz. @ Dodge Theatre

May
1 – Las Vegas, Nev. @ The Pearl Concert Theatre – Palms Casino
4 – Reno, Nev. @ Grand Sierra Resort & Casino – Grand Theatre
5 – San Jose, Calif. @ San Jose State University Events Center
6 – Sacramento, Calif. @ Sacramento Memorial Auditorium
9 – Boulder, Colo. @ Mackey Auditorium
13 – Dallas, Tex. @ McFarlin Memorial Auditorium-SMU Campus
14 – Austin, Tex. @ Austin Music Hall
15 – Tulsa, Okla. @ Brady Theater
16 – Kansas City, Mo. @ Midland Theatre
18 – Minneapolis, Minn. @ Orpheum Theatre
19 – Chicago, Ill. @ Chicago Theatre
20 – Chicago, Ill. @ Chicago Theatre
22 – Toronto, Ontario @ Massey Hall
30 – Atlantic City, N.J. @ Borgata Spa & Resort – Event Center

June
1 – New York, N.Y. @ Radio City Music Hall
2 – New York, N.Y. @ Radio City Music Hall
4 – Boston, Mass. @ Wang Theater
5 – Boston, Mass. @ Wang Theater
6 – Uncasville, Conn. @ Mohegan Sun Arena
7 – Upper Darby, Penn. @ Tower Theatre
8 – Washington, D.C. @ Constitution Hall
11 – Manchester, Tenn. @ Bonnaroo Music Festival
14 – Atlanta, Ga. @ Fox Theatre