Kanye West's Social Media Domination Continues: No One Man Should Have All That Twitter

In case you’ve been nowhere near the Intertubes in the past 24 hours, here’s a recap: rapper Kanye West joined Twitter yesterday, amassed more than 200,000 followers and previewed a few new tracks off of the Album Formerly Known as Good Ass Job at Facebook headquarters in Palo Alto, Calif. and then later in the day at Twitter HQ (video below).

And with the arrival of Kanye to the Twitternets, so emerged a hashtag: #PredictingKanyeTweets.

Most of the updates in the predicted-tweets trending topic were playing off the Interrupting Kanye meme, obvious jabs at his ego, South Park references or invocations of Justin Bieber. But a few were actually pretty funny, especially when Twitter-friendly celebrities like Questlove and Aziz Ansari got involved.

Can you guess, by content alone, which belong to Mr. West and which are the results of the #PredictingKanyeTweets hashtag? Peep the gallery below for the answers.

1. “Eatin cream of Wheat out of a plain bowl is played-I eat mine out of a versace serving dish hewn w 24ct gold #growth”
2. “I hate half empty water bottles so I copped these #goblets to drink out of”
3. “I wonder what Jay doing”
4. “Imma rename my yacht after my millionth follower.”
5. “Dress up for flight”
6. "Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )
7. “meanwhile ye’s page looks like The Best Of”
8. “I’m into these type of glasses this is a new decade its over with for all those tongue and cheek ironic cheap designs classic is everything”
9. "just made an incredible song using this brand new breakbeat called “impeach the president”"
10. “I feel the glow”
11. “@rosariodawson call me.”
12. “up! ran out of characters! somehow I knew that was gonna happen lol”
13. “THESE SHOES I GOT ON ARE DOPE AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
14. “Is the Versace sofa to hood? Might need to cover it in plastic!!!”
15. “You’re gonna tell your grandchildren you followed me on Twitter!”
16. “Just saw a girl with huge titties at Del Taco”
17. “man when you take BABYMAMAJETS there’s no stuartist”
18. “Hold on… let me see if I can get a pic of this small ass jet!!!”
19. “SWAGGER ON 200,000 THOUSAND TRILLION!!!”
20. “@LouisVuitton_US needs me to design their page”
21. “I copped this to eat cereal out of turning the crib real Kingish”
22. “it’s 100 degrees out, but my heart feels like absolute zero”
23. “I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh”
24. “On some King shit. Just copped me a unicorn dipped in gold for me to ride on and get the mail.”
25. “I need this horse… Kings need horses”
26. “this J.Press tie is the greatest tie of all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!! Kool Aid smile!!!! It’s the small things that mean so much”
27. “My new whip just came and I don’t mean a car”
28. “I think Twitter was designed specifically with me in mind just my humble opinion hahhhahaaaahaaa humble hahahahhahaahaaaa”
29. “WHY WON’T THEY LET ME BE GREAT !!!!,”
30. “Classical music is tight yo”
31. “I made a 2nd page just to follow myself and I’m the greatest follower of all time!”

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