Watch Zach Galifianakis Interview Bruce Willis on Between Two Ferns


At this point, it seems unnecessary to explain why you should watch each episode of Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis’ absurd and awkward faux-talk show on Instead, it somehow feels fitting to provide a contextless, timestamped list of quotables from the latest episode, which stars Bruce Willis, so that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Enjoy, and watch the episode below:

0:34 – “You can’t smoke in here.”
1:15 – “Did you know that some actors turn down roles?”
1:52 – “No. It’s a little easy, I gotta tell you.”
2:13 – “Under the armpits?”
2:34 – “It’s a great award.”
3:23 – “You’re gonna go, ‘Now I get it. Now I understand.’”
3:46 – “Is that a wasp?”