Modern Family: “Mother’s Day” (Episode 2.21)

The Pritchetts and the Dunphys come together celebrate Mother’s Day the old-fashioned way—with lots of bickering served up with guilt on the side. In last night’s episode, the three families’ storylines were closely woven together, but without the numerous highs or lows of previous episodes. This episode ran right down the middle, which is too bad because it was a perfect night to hand over the reigns to hot mamas Claire and Gloria, who were ultimately saddled with the weakest part of the plot.
In one of the few sight gags of the episode, Phil and the kids are ready for Claire with presents in the kitchen, but they’re aghast when she comes down wearing a ridiculous hat and T-shirt from previous Mother’s Days. The camera reveals a two small, yet strategically placed, child-sized hands painted on either side of Claire’s chest. (Yes, it’s a little juvenile, but totally believable.)
To celebrate their day, Claire and Gloria decide to force their kids to go hiking while Jay and Phil stay at home to cook dinner. The canyon hike is a disaster with the kids arguing over nothing, zinging each other with lines like, “I’m so bored, I’m talking to you.” Claire gets fed up and tells the kids to stay where they are so she and Gloria can enjoy and finish the hike alone. At the summit, Claire confesses to Gloria that sometimes she gets so annoyed by her kids that she wants to punch them. She eventually gets Gloria to admit that there are certain things about Manny that bug her, especially the poetry—the doggerel—that he writes. Too bad super-sensitive Manny is right behind Gloria when she makes the admission.