Last week, Sufjan Stevens released the massive, five-EP sequel to 2006’s Songs for Christmas called Silver and Gold. Featuring a number of wacky Christmas-themed tracks, this album is a winter necessity for fans of Stevens or those just searching for an alternative to all of the other universally sappy holiday-themed music available.
But in case you need further convincing, Stevens has released a string of seven hilarious infomercials to promote his new album. In them, frequent collaborator Rosie Thomas joins Stevens, and the two list off some of the tracks to be enjoyed on the album and the magical powers they evoke—such as the ability to save a marriage.
Watch all seven infomercials below and pick up your own copy of Silver and Gold just in time for Christmas.