With crocks and white coats on (and fedoras, and a sombrero), the bros of Cornell’s Vet School promise they’re “gonna fix them all if they sick.” That’s coming from a group of dudes who are the minority in a 75 percent female program. “Ladies, we still love ya,” they say in the bridge. “You know, sometimes, we just gotta bro out.” In their parody of Mark Ronson’s “Uptown Funk,” this bro-ing out includes strutting with ponies and horses, doing CPR on a stuffed animal, and finding cures for “foot rot.” If that last part sounds nasty, not to worry: There is enough white-coat collar popping to make the ladies go crazy.