Sleep Talkin' Man

Adam Lennard is living—or sleeping—proof of the power of the subconscious. Generally even-tempered and pleasant, at night Lennard becomes a much different kind of guy, chatting about everything from long-forgotten favorite childhood sweets to ducks on swings. Luckily for the rest of the world, Lennard’s wife, Karen Slavick-Lennard, has started a blog chronicling her husband’s midnight mumblings.

Here are some examples of Lennard’s nighttime conversations:

“I think my feet are turning to jelly. Can’t stand up straight anymore. Feel like a weeble.”

“Bouncing round the toadstool. It’s a gnome jump-off for those little buggers in their red hats.”

“You can tell that turkey when it comes back here that it’s not welcome. You tell it gooooood.”

Read Karen’s complete blog here.