Forget Spider-Man. Here's Vacuum-Boy.

Think back to your childhood. Besides that pony, what was missing? Superpowers of epic, comic-book proportions, right? Right.

I used to hope, with a feverish intensity, that I’d one day wake up with a skeleton made out of indestructible metal and superhuman senses. (In case you couldn’t tell, I was into Wolverine way before he was portrayed by that hunky Aussie.)

Anyways, 13-year-old Cambridge, England, resident and Spider-Man fan Hibiki Kono decided to use his design technology lessons at King’s College School to make his boyhood dreams come true (or as close as he could get to being bitten by a radioactive spider and consequently fighting crime in long underwear). With the help of two 1400-watt vacuum cleaners, bought for £14.98 each from Tesco, this kid is literally climbing up the walls, Spidey style. Watch him in action, below, and keep the dream alive, kids.