If you grew up in the ‘90s, there’s a good chance you spent a significant portion of your childhood watching Doug Funnie pining over Patti Mayonnaise and rocking out to “Killer Tofu.”
Now, thanks to YouTube’s DrCoolSex, fans of the classic Nicktoon can imagine what a live-action Doug movie might look like. However, Doug, like the rest of us, has done a little growing up since we last saw him. The trailer pitches an angst-filled, coming-of-age tale that sees our hero returning home from college to find that Porkchop has died, Patti’s dating that sleaze Roger and Judy’s working at the Honker Burger while dreaming of bigger and better things.
Check out the trailer — which features some oddly-hued people, a spot-on Roger impression and of course, a Quailman appearance — below.

Dude, that Patti Mayonaise is hot.