Salem Warlocks, Witches Hold "Magical Intervention" for Charlie Sheen


It’s hard to tell what’s going on with Charlie Sheen these days, but one thing is for certain—he is not a warlock. That is, at least according to the witch and warlock community. Between winning and pumping tiger’s blood up to that unpredictable melon of his, the recently-fired star of popular sitcom Two and a Half Men took to his webcam to stream a live rant to the masses.

A group of witches and warlocks were bothered by Sheen’s references to himself as a warlock during the webcast and decided to do something about it. In response, the group held a “magical intervention” to cleanse Sheen’s soul and return him to “what he does best,” whatever that may be.

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