Watch The Trailer for The Hipster Games

Did you think you’d ever need skinny jeans, PBR and vinyl to survive? The following mock trailer follows District 12 tributes Lochness Evergreen and Peeta Mellark eating a whole-food diet, collecting vinyl, yoging it out in the middle of the woods all in hopes of being the last “woman or womanish man standing.” Charming, yes?

So crack open your own can of Pabst Blue Ribbon, or better yet, send one to the tributes of District 12 and check out the Wyoma Films trailer for The Hipster Games. And as the adapted slogan goes, “May the trends be ever in your favor.”