Read Andrew W.K.'s List of Eight Rookie Party-Throwing Mistakes

If there’s one guy who knows how to party, it’s Andrew W.K.

In a gracious show of generosity—and with summer, the year’s peak party season upon us— he has decided to share his copious partying knowledge with the rest of the world in Judy McGuire’s upcoming book, The Official Book of Sex, Drugs, & Rock n’ Roll Lists.

His tips include, but are not limited to: don’t invite Mrs. Cavendish (“She popped my mom right in the jugular with her fat fist… my mom didn’t deserve it at all”), don’t have too many dogs or cats (“This party is for humans and cats and dogs, in that order”), and invite girls (“having a woman, girl, babe, or any other sort of female around helps round out the curve of the human spirit”).

Check the full list here.