Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney as Bringer of Zombie Apocalypse
This November there is really only one issue that you need to think about when heading into the voting booth: the zombie apocalypse. Now, it’s easy to get confused and think that the real issues are the economy, war or equal rights, but to ensure that the public is aware about the real issue at hand, Joss Whedon has made a special endorsement video educating the public on this truly important issue.
When it comes to the impending zombie apocalypse, Whedon knows that only one man can get the job done and that is Mitt Romney. Whedon’s two-minute video addresses the true importance of Romney’s campaign and how exactly it will lead the nation to being taken over by zombies.
“Romney is ready to make the deep rollbacks in healthcare, education, social services, reproductive rights that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting — all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland,” he says in the video. “But it’s his commitment to unregulated corporate privilege that will nosedive this economy into true insolvency and chaos.”
Now, Whedon knows that there is no way to know what kind of zombie we will all be facing, whether it’s the fast moving kind from 28 Days Later or the traditional shuffling kind, but he does know one thing, that Romney is the man to lead the nation into the zombie apocalypse.
Watch the extremely informative video below.