Sure, some of their fans are obnoxious, stoned idiots. Rich-kid runaways strung out on MDMA and just enough misconstrued New Age philosophy to make them unbearably self-righteous. And, yes, the band’s hour-long atonal vamps on a song called “Tweezer” make most people want to take said grooming tool and remove their ear drums.
The second episode of Ugly Betty attempted to right all of the wrongs of the lackluster season premiere. The show works best when Wilhelmina is squaring off against the Meades and Betty is tasked with the job of mediator. This episode put the action back at Mode where it belongs.
Wednesday’s season premiere proved that no one does scheming quite like the Darlings. Greg Berlanti’s sprawling family dramedy, Dirty Sexy Money, focuses on Manhattan’s richest family, the Darlings. The family is, of course, anything but. Dirty Sexy Money benefits from one of the most impressive casts on network television. Peter Krause leads as the family’s exasperated lawyer Nick George, Donald Sutherland appears to be having the most fun of his professional career playing Tripp, the manipulative patriarch of the Darling clan, and Jill Clayburgh gets in a few laughs as his alcoholic, adulterous wife, Leticia.It is easy to write off Dirty Sexy Money as a clone of '80s nighttime soap operas, but the show has just as much in common with Arrested Development as it does with its soap roots. The Darlings are the most deliciously dysfunctional family to emerge on network television since the Bluths, and Nick is charged with keeping the insanity in check just as AD lead Jason Bateman did not long ago.
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Goofy band names. Awesome band names. Names of bands we want to own all the albums by. Names of bands whose fans we want to make fun of at the mall food court. Band names. The fate of our country is kinda-sorta-maybe hanging in the balance with this election, and all we could think of during this debate was band names!
Of the 80 or so we jotted down, here are our top 20, complete with imagined genres and career predictions, in the order they appeared in the debate (embedded above, if you haven't seen it yet). And please note that these are all taken verbatim from phrases uttered by both McCain and Obama; we just capitalized as needed.
And hey, we had so much fun the first time, we're doing it again: Check back tomorrow for the bounty of band names gleaned from tonight's Vice Presidential debate.
Australia
Release Date: Nov. 26
Director: Baz Luhrmann
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, David Wenham
On the surface, Australia seems to radiate quality and prestige. Sumptuous costumes? Check. Gorgeous candy-colored hues? Check. Epic war-time romance? Check. Sure-to-be-terrific performances? Well, maybe. Neither Kidman or Jackman look entirely comfortable, and just because the two hail from down under doesn't guarantee they'll have chemistry on screen. Luhrmann's previous films (Romeo + Juliet and Moulin Rouge!) have often leaned a little more toward style than substance. Despite that, the trailer proves there's plenty to be optimistic about. Extra points for the usage of Explosions in the Sky's atmospherically ambient song "The Only Moment We Were Alone."
In 2005, Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle released a terrific little song called “Dance Music,” which chronicled the harrowing experience of growing up. The point of the song was that, when times get really hard, it’s easy to find escapist comfort in dance music. In moments of chaos, Darnielle suggests, you can use the simple pleasures of a dance track to drown out the noise—“so this is what the volume knob’s for,” he sings in one memorable line. We love this sentiment. Lately, dance music is practically all we listen to. And perhaps it’s no coincidence that 2008 has been a tremendous year for songs driven by beats. Is this how we’re distracting ourselves from the financial crisis?

As last night's season premiere proved, there is nothing else on television that can match the dreamlike whimsy of Pushing Daisies—a comforting, sugary confection as light and sweet as cotton candy. The chemistry between the show's four leads—the endearingly boyish Lee Pace as Ned, the piemaker; the sunny Anna Friel as Ned's childhood sweetheart Charlotte, a.k.a. "Chuck"; the deadpan Chi McBride as the private eye Emerson Cod; and Kristin Chenoweth, who plays Ned's co-worker and secret admirer Olive Snook with perky verve—is so charming it's combustible. There is undeniable magic about a show built on the premise of bringing people back to life (if only for a minute, or, in Chuck's case, a lifetime).
But they did forget some amazing tracks.
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