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10. Liz accidentally impersonates Jerry SeinfeldUpset at the deterioration of her relationship with Floyd (Jason Sudeikis), Liz spills her guts in a familiar over-the-top fashion to Mr. Seinfeld. Liz: "What is the deal with my life!?" Seinfeld: "Are you imitating me!?" Liz: "No, this is what I sound like when I cry!" Seinfeld: "I think I'm a little insulted." Liz: "You're insulted? I'm crying!" Sarah Palin isn't the only impersonation Fey can nail. (Season 2, "Seinfeld Vision")
9. The sweet smell of chunk
After eating too many slices of pizza during her stint starring in the Mystic Pizza musical on Broadway, Jenna returns to the set with some extra pounds. Miraculously, she chooses to embrace "the chunk" and become the spokeswoman for the bestselling brand of perfume for plus-size women, Enorme. (Season 2, "The Collection")
8. The Rural Juror (it's a Kevin Grisham novel)
The confusion over the title of Jenna's movie leads to one of the funniest running jokes in the series. The Roar Her Gem Her? The Oral Germ Whore? The Roaring Junior? Whatever the case, you can't go wrong with a Kevin Grisham adaptation (the slightly less famous brother of John). We can't wait for the sequel: Urban Fervor. (Season 1, "The Rural Juror")
7. Kenneth hates hot liquids
Country bumpkin Kenneth has a strange aversion to hot beverages: "I don't drink coffee, sir. I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the devil's temperature!" (Season 2, "Episode 210")
6. The Mento and the Manatee
In the first of a series of hilarious exchanges throughout the first season, Tracy gives Kenneth the best advice of his life: "Live every week like it's Shark Week" ("Jack the Writer"). In the clip, Kenneth astutely reminds a grieving Tracy of his own advice ("The Source Awards").
5. Jenna plays Hard Ball
After a misunderstanding leads people to believe Jenna is anti-American, the lovable ditz goes on Hard Ball and manages to be the second person in history (after Jon Stewart, of course) to leave political commentator Tucker Carlson speechless. (Season 1, "Hard Ball")
4. Tracy Jordan Meat Machine
Strapped for cash, Tracy comes up with his own answer to the George Foreman grill. And thus the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine is born, melding all types of meat-including boar-into one delicious food ball. Meat is the new bread? Only if the powerful bread lobby allows the research. (Season 1, "The Rural Juror")
3. Get it pregnant
Tracy loves cornbread so much, he'd take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant. Even better, he loves a recycled joke so much he'd take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant, too. (Season 1, "Hard Ball")
2. Jack the therapist
Mere words cannot express how brilliant Baldwin is in this scene, easily his shining moment in the series thus far. OK, maybe one does: DY-NO-MITE! Tracy's daddy issues resurface after Jack berates him for dog fighting, prompting a therapy session. Things quickly go astray when Jack takes the role playing a bit too far ("a bit" being the understatement of the century). (Season 2, "Rosemary's Baby")
1. Tracy's novelty party song "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah"
The clip of Tracy's gold-selling Halloween-meets-Jewish rite-of-passage song might have lasted mere seconds, but it was enough to steal a place in our hearts forever. "Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves." It's so genius, it's spooky scary. (Season 2, "Jack Gets in the Game")


I have to say my favorite line from 30 Rock is when Tracy tells Kenneth that "Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags"
I think my favorite is when the staff has to outdrink the teamsters and teetotaling Kenneth realizes that alcohol is just the "Hillbilly Milk" he's been drinking since childhood. The show truly became great last season, and I can't wait for it to come back on the air.
How, by the Hammer of Thor, could the New York montage from the Cleveland episode not be on this list. How many shows could pull off the line "I think that guy just spit in my mouth?" That entire scene is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Period. As funny as everything on the list is I would have to put that at number two.
That and when Donny Lawson says he "breast fed until he was 11" and has forgotten more about a woman's chest than Jenna would ever learn... I love this show.
I think the point of the "Welch's Grape Juice" is that Jack Donaghy mistakenly *believes* it was either invented by Jack Welch or named in honor of Jack Welch.
"Never go with a hippie to a second location", come on, that should be #1 and it is not even on the list!!! What about "You guys could settle this with a 'talking like this' contest...", oh, wait, I guess you kind of lose the point of the quote when it is written and not said out loud, I retract that one...
I am sad that Liz's drunken relationship/breakup with the co-op board wasn't on this list (episode 210). Every woman I know points to that as a favorite 30 Rock moment.
Really, Swedish juice? I always thought it was that he managed to squeeze the "sweetest juice" out of his workers' mindgrapes. But maybe all of the Welch's grapevines are in Sweden. Weirder things have happened on 30 Rock.