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    <title>Does a McCain/Palin ticket = Tigh/Roslin Battlestar ticket?</title>
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    <id>tag:www.pastemagazine.com,2008:/blogs/ctrl-v//10.24840</id>

    <published>2008-08-29T19:56:13Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-29T20:15:00Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[So, while the rest of the media world chirps over John McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as his VP selection, I think we are missing a crucial connection that concerns these candidates eerie similiarities to two Battlestar Galactica characters.Could John McCain and Sarah Palin really be a ticket for President Laura Roslin and Colonel Saul Tigh?&nbsp; You decide......]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>Palmer Houchins</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[So, while the rest of the media world chirps over John McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as his VP selection, I think we are missing a crucial connection that concerns these candidates eerie similiarities to two <i>Battlestar Galactica</i> characters.<br /><br />Could John McCain and Sarah Palin really be a ticket for President Laura Roslin and Colonel Saul Tigh?&nbsp; You decide... ]]>
        <![CDATA[<br /><b>MCCAIN / PALIN</b><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="who-is-john-mccain.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/08/29/bg/who-is-john-mccain.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" width="407" height="515" /></span><br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="_44970617_palin_afp226b.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/08/29/bg/_44970617_palin_afp226b.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" width="226" height="170" /></span><br /><br /><b>TIGH / ROSLIN</b><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/08/29/bg/0000046862_20080228140827.jpg"><img alt="0000046862_20080228140827.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/assets_c/2008/08/0000046862_20080228140827-thumb-350x466.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" width="350" height="466" /></a></span><br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="biopicroslinak7.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/08/29/bg/biopicroslinak7.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" width="209" height="223" /></span><br /><br />Could John McCain really be a Cylon?&nbsp; Do we face a cataclysmic attack
from Cylons that will force Palin to lead our people in a fleet of
spaceships as we jump from galaxy to galaxy searching for our real
home?&nbsp; Don't count on Wolf Blitzer to be asking these questions.]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Rhymes With Five: Spam worth reading</title>
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    <id>tag:www.pastemagazine.com,2008:/blogs/ctrl-v//10.21472</id>

    <published>2008-07-17T18:47:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-17T19:49:15Z</updated>

    <summary>If you use email, you probably get Spam. It&apos;s pretty much a fact of life, and it&apos;s nearly as useless to complain about the Spam messages as it is to wonder aloud about what, actually, composes its meaty-ish namesake. (Which, by the way, seems to have undergone a major re-branding of late. &quot;Crazy Tasty&quot;-- really?) Something about Spam email that I find really funny is how it so pointedly-- yet so unsuccessfully-- preys on peoples&apos; fears and insecurities. A few weeks ago, some of Paste&apos;s inter-office email lists were besot by numerous Spam emails with subject lines like &quot;what a...</summary>
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        <name>Rachael Maddux</name>
        <uri>http://www.pastemagazine.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="spam_mmm_mmm_mmm.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/spam_mmm_mmm_mmm.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="265" width="414" /></span><div>If you use email, you probably get Spam. It's pretty much a fact of life, and it's nearly as useless to complain about the Spam messages as it is to wonder aloud about what, actually, composes its meaty-ish namesake. (Which, by the way, seems to have undergone <b><a href="http://www.spam.com/">a major re-branding of late</a></b>. <b><a href="http://www.spam.com/fanclub/spam_stuff.aspx">"Crazy Tasty"</a></b>-- really?) <br /><br />Something about Spam email that I find really funny is how it so pointedly-- yet so unsuccessfully-- preys on peoples' fears and insecurities. A few weeks ago, some of <i>Paste</i>'s inter-office email lists were besot by numerous Spam emails with subject lines like "what a stupid face you have there, editor." I could just <i>feel </i>the collective self-esteem of the editorial staff plummet each time that message popped into our inboxes, before swinging back up as we all realized it was sent by a robot. And also that we don't have stupid faces. And also that we aren't eight years old, so even if it was a real person, would "stupid face" really be that sick of a burn, even if any number of us did, indeed, have stupid faces? <br /><br />And lately the fear-mongering has grown more intense-- and more ridiculous. It started off with vague messages about the 2008 Olympics being canceled, and President Bush being killed, and Barack Obama being caught with his fly down. And while I realized that most of the subject lines were fake, I get a lot of press releases in my inbox, so I opened a few of the messages <i>just in case</i>. Not a single one was real, obviously, and thankfully-- Obama <i>better </i>keep his pants zipped. The body of each one was always some totally unrelated, way-less-scary one-liner, then a link to some computer-destroying website or another.<br /><br />In the past few days, though, these Spam messages have become pretty hilarious. The subject lines have become even more preposterous, and the brief body messages even more inane and tangential. Here are my five favorite ridiculous Spam emails from the past week, sketchy URLs excluded. <br /></div>]]>
        <![CDATA[<font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><b>Subject: Change of management in Microsoft</b><br />Naked angels seen walking in downtown
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Subject: Jessica Alba reveals fetish secrets</b><br /></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2">Robbers get chewed by piranhas</font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><br /><br /></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2"><b>Subject: Elton John dies in rocket ship</b></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><br /></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2">Iran wants Bush's hands</font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><br /></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2">
</font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><br /></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2"><b>
Subject: Michael J Fox found dead in apartment</b></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2"><br />Tasty new offering this spring from Chanel</font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><br /></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2">
</font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><br /></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2"><b>
Subject: Guy found humping wild goat</b></font><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2"><br />Censors cut Hancock from theaters worldwide<br /><br /></font>What's some of the funniest Spam you've ever received? Do you get messages like this, too? Discuss. <br /><br />(PS, please don't actually Spam the comments. You robots.)<br /><br /><font style="font-size: 1.25em;" size="2"><font style="font-size: 0.8em;">[<a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/07/rhymes-with-five-judging-films-by-their-covers.html">Last week on Rhymes With Five: Judging films by their covers</a>]</font><br /></font>
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    <title>Live Review: Tom Petty in ATL (7/9/08)</title>
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    <published>2008-07-10T19:55:06Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-10T20:29:49Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[ During our drizzly, overcast haul out to the Atlanta suburbs to see Tom Petty &amp; The Heartbreakers play the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre at Encore Park, my wife wondered aloud &#8220;if he&#8217;ll play many hits or if it&#8217;ll be mostly be stuff I don&#8217;t know from his newest album.&#8221; The mood in our car was more than a little bleh. What if this show is more trouble than it&#8217;s worth? The interstate commute, the inevitable parking debacle, the shitty weather, the prospect of several thousand stumbling-drunk baby boomers pathetically trying to relive their freshman year of college....]]></summary>
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        <name>Jason Killingsworth</name>
        
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During our drizzly, overcast haul out to the Atlanta suburbs to see Tom
Petty &amp; The Heartbreakers play the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre at
Encore Park, my wife wondered aloud &#8220;if he&#8217;ll play many hits or if
it&#8217;ll be mostly be stuff I don&#8217;t know from his newest album.&#8221; The mood
in our car was more than a little bleh. What if this show is more
trouble than it&#8217;s worth? The interstate commute, the inevitable parking
debacle, the shitty weather, the prospect of several thousand
stumbling-drunk baby boomers pathetically trying to relive their
freshman year of college.
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        <![CDATA[After wading through aisles filled with muddy rainwater, we found our
seats and silently watched the roadies tool about on stage. After approximately
15 minutes, the lights in the amphitheatre faded to black. A lingering
moment of total darkness and then, in one glorious downbeat, a searing
wall of Telecaster distortion exploded from the speakers. The stage&#8217;s
gargantuan lighting rig flashed blinding white as &#8220;You Wreck Me&#8221;
launched the crowd into a frenzy. As bright as the lights
felt in that moment, I&#8217;m sure the grin on my face put them to
shame. No, Tom, you wreck <i>me</i>.<br />

<br />

My wife&#8217;s misgivings about the setlist were quickly bulldozed,
steamrolled, cremated and sprinkled over the ocean. The band might as
well have shown up on our doorstep with flowers: &#8220;You Wreck Me&#8221; into
&#8220;Listen To Her Heart&#8221; into &#8220;I Won&#8217;t Back Down&#8221; into &#8220;Even The Losers&#8221;
into a throat-lump-inducing rendition of &#8220;Free Fallin&#8217;.&#8221; The band hurtled
from one tune to the next, feeding off the crowd&#8217;s deafening elation.
Petty found his own "happy place" during one of Mike Campbell&#8217;s many
revelatory guitar solos, spreading his arms out like a young kid
pretending to be an airplane and spinning in woozy, blissed-out circles.<br />

<br />

The poor venue staff couldn&#8217;t keep the aisles clear. Couples hugged and
gyrated and sang the lyrics to each other, losing all sense of their
surroundings until a roving Aisle Nazi jolted them from their reverie, demanding they return to their seats. Two minutes later these revelers
were back in the aisle, getting in trouble again, hardly caring. (Isn&#8217;t
rock &#8217;n&#8217; roll about rebellion anyway?) The band wisely dipped into the
Traveling Wilburys catalog for &#8217;80s classic &#8220;End of the Line&#8221; whose
sing-along refrain &#8220;it&#8217;s aaaaalright&#8221; perfectly expressed our collective euphoria. The rain had stopped drizzling and a cool breeze gently
worked its way through the outdoor amphitheatre. One of the bolder guys in the audience wrapped his arm around a middle-aged Aisle Nazi's waist, trying to lure her into a sort of square dance. She chuckled, let him twirl her once and then pointed him to his seat.<br />

<br />Walking out to the parking lot after the show, I overheard a woman
telling her husband wistfully, &#8220;He didn&#8217;t play my favorite song.&#8221; Truth
is: he didn&#8217;t play my favorite song, either (&#8220;The Waiting&#8221;). But with a
catalog so deep and shockingly consistent in its greatness, there&#8217;s obviously
no way way he could get to them all. I suppose the best complaint you can get as a performer is that your crowd
didn't get enough of you.]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Rhymes With Five: Judging films by their covers</title>
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    <id>tag:www.pastemagazine.com,2008:/blogs/ctrl-v//10.20893</id>

    <published>2008-07-10T19:16:51Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-10T21:08:46Z</updated>

    <summary>In addition to the staggering visual impression of their full catalog, I was struck by just how many great films I&apos;m wildly unfamiliar with-- so, in celebration, here are my five favorite Criterion covers of movies I&apos;ve never seen (that I probably should soon). What are yours?</summary>
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        <name>Rachael Maddux</name>
        <uri>http://www.pastemagazine.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[Um, whoops. Somehow, it's been over a month since <b><a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/06/rhymes-with-five-bonnaroo-excitement.html">the last installment of Rhymes With Five</a></b>-- sorry, things got a little busy around here. But fret no more: PasteMagazine.com's very finest aimless roundup of non sequitur whatevers is back and... well, whether or not it's "better than ever" or "here to stay" is debatable, but for now, at least, here we are.<br /><br />This week, I stumbled across three separate DVD covers that knocked me on my feet. Turns out, they're all upcoming releases from The Criterion Collection-- and, turns out, Criterion has churned out some <i>really </i>beautifully designed DVD packages over the years. <br /><br />This morning, I spent way longer than I should have (shh, Internet, don't tell anyone I was dilly-dallying during magazine deadline) browsing through titles and cover art on their website. In addition to the staggering visual impression of their full catalog, I was struck by just how many great films I'm wildly unfamiliar with.<br /><br />So, in celebration, here are my five favorite Criterion covers of movies I've never seen (that I probably should soon). What are yours?<br />]]>
        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="mishima.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/mishima.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="300" width="213" /></span><div>The main reason I was on Criterion's site in the first place was to find the cover art of <b><a href="http://www.criterion.com/asp/release.asp?id=432"><i>Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters</i></a></b> to run with our <b><a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2008/07/mishima-a-life-in-four-chapters.html">review of the film</a></b>, released on DVD earlier this month. It's a really crappy, rainy, gray day in Decatur, so this graphic explosion of color was more than welcome in my dark little corner of the office. It now may or may not be set as my computer's desktop background. Your guess.<br /></div><div><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="la haine.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/la%20haine.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="300" width="213" /></span><b><a href="http://criterion.com/asp/release.asp?id=381"><i>La Haine</i></a></b> is one of my boyfriend's favorite movies, and though a copy on DVD was one of my Christmas presents to him last year, we've never watched it together. This image is so haunting, though-- the gritty concrete below, the figures' faces blurrily obscured by the letters of the title, the bright white expanse above. How do you say "suitably creepy" in French?<br /><br /><img alt="the furies.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/the%20furies.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="300" width="213" /><b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:DVinfernoMegaeraTisifphoneAlecto_m.jpg">This</a></b> is more what I associate with the Furies-- not a sepia-toned, off-centered Barbara Stanwyck on horseback-- but the title of <b><a href="http://criterion.com/asp/release.asp?id=435">Anthony Mann's 1950 film</a></b> apparently refers to the name of a ranch, not scary, winged, bat-bird ladies. Still, I like the look of this-- though I'm unsure whether 1870s pioneer women would have worn such shiny, shiny shirts.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="trafic.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/trafic.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="300" width="213" /></span>Last week, I saw <b><i><a href="http://www.criterion.com/asp/release.asp?id=439">Trafic</a></i></b>
laying in a pile of CDs and DVDs that our interns had recently
retrieved from the Post Office. It immediately reminded me of two
things: 1) "<b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059200/">Freewayphobia</a></b>,"
a kinda-bizarro 1965 Disney cartoon in which Goofy instructs viewers on how to
properly conduct oneself on this crazy new thing called "the
Interstate," and 2) Atlanta's own <b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_Junction">Spaghetti Junction</a></b>, which is hellish to drive through but beautiful, I guess, it its own weird way. This cover seems to be based on its <b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trafic">original French poster</a></b>--
the swooping freeway letters are the same, but I really love the
updated blue. (Kind of stupid, selfish aside: I really hope I like the movie, because I'm pretty set on hunting down and framing a copy of this poster for my
apartment.)<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="koko a talking gorilla.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/koko%20a%20talking%20gorilla.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="300" width="213" /></span>I remember Koko from a kids' show I watched years ago-- maybe <i>Sesame Street</i> or <i>Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood</i>-- but had no idea there'd been <b><a href="http://criterion.com/asp/release.asp?id=340">a serious documentary made about her</a></b>. I love the ASL "subtitles," and her pose here-- so dignified and human, and way, way, <i>way </i>less weird than the only other simian-centric Criterion cover I saw, the seemingly inexplicable <b><a href="http://criterion.com/asp/release.asp?id=404"><i>Robinson Crusoe On Mars</i></a></b>. Yikes.<br /><br />[<a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/06/rhymes-with-five-bonnaroo-excitement.html">Last <strike>week</strike> month on Rhymes With Five: Bonnaroo! Excitement!</a>]<br /></div>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>George Carlin: Bullshit Detector</title>
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    <id>tag:www.pastemagazine.com,2008:/blogs/ctrl-v//10.15712</id>

    <published>2008-06-23T19:46:54Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-23T21:38:44Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[ Nobody questions things in this country anymore ... people are too fat and happy; people are way too fucking prosperous for their own good. Everyone&#8217;s got a cell phone that&#8217;ll make pancakes and rub their balls now.&nbsp; &#8212;George Carlin, It&#8217;s Bad For Ya!...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>Steve LaBate</name>
        
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font style="font-size: 1.25em;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: '-editor-proxy';">Nobody questions things in this country anymore
... people are too fat and happy; people are way too fucking prosperous for
their own good. Everyone&#8217;s got a cell phone that&#8217;ll make pancakes and rub their
balls now.</span></i></font><span style="font-style: normal;"><font style="font-size: 0.8em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: '-editor-proxy';">&nbsp; </span></font>&#8212;George Carlin,
</span><i>It&#8217;s Bad For Ya!</i></p>

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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="george_carlin.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/george_carlin.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="300" width="247" /></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><font style="font-size: 1.25em;">I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;ll ever fully understand</font> why my dad&#8212;a
devout Catholic and social conservative&#8212;loves George Carlin so much. My best
guess is that, beyond all the controversy, my dad saw the same things I did
when I watched Carlin onstage working his comedic magic: a disarmingly keen
insight about the often-twisted, unjust and common-sense-deficient world in
which we live; a profound, finely honed gift for language, oration and
argument; and, most of all, a burning, unapologetic honesty&#8212;an air of righteous
indignation that failed to spare anyone who was full of bullshit, or
sleepwalking through life unaware of said bullshit.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">As one of my co-workers said this morning, Carlin was one of the Great American Truth Tellers&#8212;like Mark Twain, Woody Guthrie or Muhammad Ali. Even when it jeopardized his career, he always chose to cross the line; to risk everything to shake his audience out of complacency and into contemplation, in the process getting a fuckload of laughs and becoming the living embodiment of the Socratic ideal &#8220;the unexamined life is not worth living.&#8221;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">&#8220;One of the tasks of a certain kind of comedian,&#8221; Carlin told me last year during our <b><a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2008/06/george-carlin-dead-at-71.html"><i>Paste</i></a></b><span style="font-style: normal;"><b><a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2008/06/george-carlin-dead-at-71.html">&nbsp;interview</a></b>, &#8220;... is to find out what bothers [people]&#8212;where their soft spots are, their hot buttons, and press them. I love doing that. That&#8217;s part of the rebellious &#8216;fuck you people&#8217; thing that&#8217;s somewhere in me: &#8216;You think that&#8217;s sacred? </span><i>Fuck you</i><span style="font-style: normal;">. Your kids? This parenting shit? I love getting in there with a big gouger and just gouging out their insides and having them sit there, and having half the people enjoy it and the other half rethinking for a moment.&#8221;</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">Yesterday, Carlin&#8217;s years of cocaine use finally caught up with him, and he died of heart failure (on the Sabbath, no less). If it were someone else, perhaps I would&#8217;ve said &#8220;passed away,&#8221; but it doesn&#8217;t feel right to fall back on such niceties, especially when Carlin was so fond of reminding us how absolutely ridiculous that kind of sugar-coated language is. So I&#8217;ll just say that the man is dead. Soon, his friends&#8212;just as Carlin joked on his last tour&#8212;will be able to smile as they scratch his name from their address book: &#8220;It gives you a good feeling ... a feeling of power, of superiority, to have outlasted another old friend.&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0.5in; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">&#8220;But you can&#8217;t do it too soon ... you can&#8217;t come running home from the funeral and get the book out&#8212;you can&#8217;t do that. ... You have to let a little time go by. I have a rule of thumb&#8212;six weeks. If you&#8217;re a friend of mine, and you&#8217;re in my book and you die, I leave you alone for an extra six weeks. <i>Six extra weeks in the book, on the house, it&#8217;s on me.</i><span style="font-style: normal;">&nbsp;But after that, &#8216;hey, facts are facts&#8212;fuck you, you&#8217;re dead! Out you fucking go!&#8217;&#8221;</span></p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Rhymes With Five: Bonnaroo! Excitement!</title>
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    <id>tag:www.pastemagazine.com,2008:/blogs/ctrl-v//10.15608</id>

    <published>2008-06-12T14:47:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-12T15:32:49Z</updated>

    <summary>Bonnaroo starts tonight! And I&apos;m going! And I&apos;ve never gone! And I&apos;m pretty excited but also scared that I might pass out in the heat! Or get struck by lightning! Or just get really overwhelmed and curl up in a sweaty ball at the back of the Paste tent! I hope there&apos;s a falafel vendor! I love falafel! Oh my god! Bonnaroo! So excited!...</summary>
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        <name>Rachael Maddux</name>
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        <![CDATA[Bonnaroo starts tonight! And I'm going! And I've never gone! And I'm pretty excited but also scared that I might pass out in the heat! Or get struck by lightning! Or just get really overwhelmed and curl up in a sweaty ball at the back of the Paste tent! I hope there's a falafel vendor! I love falafel! Oh my god! Bonnaroo! So excited!<br /><br />]]>
        <![CDATA[Here are the five performances I'm most hoping to catch. (Oh crap. Just realized. Saturday's gonna be a long, long day.) What are yours?<br /><br /><b>The Everybodyfields</b><br />Y'all. I love this band. <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/action/article/5814/review/music/nothing_is_okay">Love</a>. <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2007/12/numb-butts-spilled-beer-the-everybodyfields.html">This</a>. <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/05/rhymes-with-five-ladies-love-their-mamas-too.html">Band</a>.<br /><i>Saturday, 6/14: Solar Stage @ 5:45-6:30 PM, Troo Music Lounge @ 8:00-8:50 PM</i><br /><br /><b>Gogol Bordello<br /></b>I've been working out so if Eugene crowd-surfs on the drum again, I'm totally prepared. I will personally carry him around the festival site, on the drum, up in the air, with my massive powerful arms. The power of klezmer!<br /><i>Saturday, 6/14: Which Stage @ 3:30-5:00 PM</i><br /><b><br /></b><b>Kanye West</b><br />
The Flaming Lips aren't performing this year, and I gotta get my dose of Bizarro Space Alien Stage Presence somehow.<br />
<i>Saturday, 6/14: <strike>Which Stage @ 8:15-9:45 PM</strike></i> <i>What Stage @ 2:45-4:15 AM (Editors' Note: AM not PM. What the fuhhh?!</i>)<br /><br /><b>Sigur R</b><b>ó</b><b>s</b><br />Speaking of Bizarro Space Aliens! This set is way way past my bedtime and I will likely be experiencing all manner of delirium and it will be so great. <br /><i>Saturday, 6/14: That Tent @ 1:00-3:00 AM</i><br /><b></b><br /> <b></b><b>Robert Plant &amp; Alison Krauss featuring T Bone Burnett<br /></b>After my parents saw them perform a few weeks ago, my mom said she'd be happy to never see another concert in her life. She meant that in a good way. Especially snce this is one of the last sets of the festival, it's likely I might feel the same. <br /><i>Sunday, 6/15: What Stage @ 6:15-7:45 PM<br /><br /></i>If you'll be up at the 'Roo (I'm told that's what some folks call it), too, stop by the Paste tent and say hello! If you can't make it, enjoy the AC and check out our blog coverage <a href="http://pastemagazine.com/blogs/festivus">right over here</a>. <br /><br />[<a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/06/rhymes-with-five-tears-of-shame.html">Last week on Rhymes With Five: Tears of Shame</a>]<br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Rhymes With Five: Tears of shame</title>
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    <id>tag:www.pastemagazine.com,2008:/blogs/ctrl-v//10.15548</id>

    <published>2008-06-05T17:52:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-05T21:44:42Z</updated>

    <summary>Who doesn&apos;t love a good ole inappropriate response every once in a while? I sure do! And rather than out in public-- where busting out laughing over a stranger tripping on the sidewalk or bawling at the sight of a dad playing with his little kids in the park elicits, at best, disapproving stares-- I find that the cool, still darkness of movie theaters are some of the best places to work out my awkwardly misplaced emotions. Among friends and family, my tendency to cry during movies at completely unexpected moments is well-noted. My tear ducts have remained steadfastly dry...</summary>
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        <name>Rachael Maddux</name>
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        <![CDATA[<div align="left"><img alt="the notebook finding nemo sad not sad.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/the%20notebook%20finding%20nemo%20sad%20not%20sad.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="140" width="400" />Who doesn't love a good ole inappropriate response every once in a while? I sure do! And rather than out in public-- where busting out laughing over a stranger tripping on the sidewalk or bawling at the sight of a dad playing with his little kids in the park elicits, at best, disapproving stares-- I find that the cool, still darkness of movie theaters are some of the best places to work out my awkwardly misplaced emotions. <br /></div><br />Among friends and family, my tendency to cry during movies at completely unexpected moments is well-noted. My tear ducts have remained steadfastly dry during many films widely noted for their weep-worthiness: As the <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120338/"><i>Titanic</i></a></b> sank and Rose lost Jack to the abyss of the North Atlantic, I was preoccupied with the special effects-- and yeah, I guess <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332280/"><i>The Notebook</i></a></b> (see above) was pretty sad, but what really broke my heart was that all of Rachel McAdams' dresses would never be my own.<br />]]>
        <![CDATA[Instead, I find myself sobbing at the weirdest of times, often during
movies about which one would be hard-pressed to detect on single
legitimately sad thing. Here are my top five most inexplicable moments
of being tear-jerked. What are yours?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266697/"><i><b>Deep Impact</b></i></a><br />This is the only film on this list to make me cry even though I've never actually seen it. Oh yes, that's right. I cried <i>during the trailer. </i>I just can't handle asteroid-induced apocalypse, even in thirty-second installments. It didn't help that I thought Elijah Wood was kind of cute at the time, which made it all even more tragic. These days, I find him more annoying than cute-- in fact, I now might be less likely to see this movie because he's in it than because of the earth-exploding asteroid. Oh wait, no. That asteroid's enough.<br /><i><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266543/"><b>Finding Nemo</b></a></i><br />I also can't do unceremonious parent-and-child-separation, apparently. No really, once I cried after misplacing my mom at Toys R Us. I was <i>fourteen</i>. Even when it happens to CGI fish, I'm a goner. By the end of this movie, right before little Nemo gets swept up in the Gulf Stream by the adorable hippie stoner&nbsp; turtles, I was weeping. Weeping! To add insult to injury, the friends I'd come to the theater with thought I was joking and started to fake-cry along with me. Mention <i>Finding Nemo</i> to these girls today and they will still point out that I wept. Wept!<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266697/"><i>Kill Bill: Vol. 1</i></a><br /></b>Having survived <i>Pulp Fiction</i> on a tiny dorm room TV a few months before, it never occurred to me that I couldn't handle Tarantino on the big screen. I cringed through the opening credits, but my nerves were so raw by the time Uma Thurman slew Vivica A. Fox (I don't even remember their character names) with one knife-toss to the cereal box-- in front of her daughter, no less-- I pretty much lost it. Actually, "pretty much lost it" is about as accurate as saying this movie is "kinda bloody"-- in truth, I totally flipped my shit. Less than twenty minutes in, I was out. I forced my boyfriend to leave the theater with me, proceed to have somewhat of a nervous breakdown out in my car, and have never once entertained the idea of taking a peep at what I missed. <br /><b><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0829482/"><i>Superbad</i></a><br /></b>Largely inexplicable, as this film involves neither asteroids nor children being separated by their parents by deep-sea fishermen and/or sudden Tarantinian death. While I choked up a little at Seth and Evan's sleeping-bag cuddle-fest, things definitely got a little blurry as the two parted ways at the mall, and as Seth cast one last forlorn look back at Evan as he and Jules rolled down the escalator, well, let's just say the escalator wasn't the only thing rolling. So were the tears. The tears down my face. The tears! Down my face! I At the end of the movie that contained the line "Someone perioded on my fucking leg!" Don't ask. I still can't explain.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467406/"><i><b>Juno</b></i></a><br />A lot of people cried during this movie, but how many cried the second time around <i>during the opening credits</i>? And <i>only</i> during the opening credits? And not because Rainn Wilson's whole "that's one doodle that can't be undid" bit was just that painful to watch? Oh yeah, that's right. Just yours truly, homeskillet.<br /><br />[<a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/05/rhymes-with-five-short-songs-for-a-busy-day.html">Last week on Rhymes With Five: Short songs for a busy day</a>]<br />]]>
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    <title>Rhymes With Five: Short songs for a busy day</title>
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    <published>2008-05-29T19:05:52Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-29T19:29:56Z</updated>

    <summary>Time&apos;s a-wastin&apos;! Here are five short songs that I like. And you?...</summary>
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        <name>Rachael Maddux</name>
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        <![CDATA[Time's a-wastin'! Here are five short songs that I like. And you?<br /> ]]>
        <![CDATA[<b>"Her Majesty," </b><b><a href="http://www.thebeatles.com/">The Beatles</a></b> (0:23)<br />Sweet.<br /><b><br />"The Invitation," </b><b><a href="http://www.myspace.com/jasonfalkner">Jason Falkner</a></b> (0:25)<br />Funny.<br /><b><br />"Moons," </b><b><a href="http://www.myspace.com/joshritter">Josh Ritter</a></b> (0:51)<br />Eerie.<br /><br /><b>"Pam Berry," <a href="http://www.myspace.com/theshins">The Shins</a></b> (0:56)<br />Woozy.<br /><b><br />"Tea For the Tillerman,"</b> <b><a href="http://www.catstevens.com/">Cat Stevens</a></b> (1:01)<br />Happy.<br /><br />[<a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/05/rhymes-with-five-1995-was-a-pretty-good-year.html">Last week on Rhymes With Five: 1995 was a pretty good year</a>]<br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Rhymes With Five: 1995 was a pretty good year</title>
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    <published>2008-05-22T16:18:22Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-23T14:11:29Z</updated>

    <summary>Lots was happening in the world as the 1990s crept towards their midpoint-- genocides, domestic terrorism, record-breaking, guilty verdicts, major advancements in home-theater technology-- but I was oblivious to almost all of it. It was 1995, and I was languishing in my early adolescence, lounging around in fake Umbros in my Mary Engelbreit-themed bedroom, reading and re-reading Little House on the Prairie and hoping 5th grade wouldn&apos;t suck too much. Yes, I was 11. I guess if you ever took me seriously, now&apos;s a good time to stop....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="christian bale little women.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/christian%20bale.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="264" width="380" /></span>Lots was happening in the world as the 1990s crept towards their midpoint-- <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian_Genocide">genocides</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_City_bombing">domestic terrorism</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cal_Ripken,_Jr.#1995">record-breaking</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._J._Simpson_murder_case">guilty verdicts</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD#Etymology">major advancements in home-theater technology</a>-- but I was oblivious to almost all of it. It was 1995, and I was languishing in my early adolescence, lounging around in fake <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbro">Umbros</a> in my <a href="http://www.maryengelbreit.com/">Mary Engelbreit</a>-themed bedroom, reading and re-reading <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_House_on_the_Prairie"><i>Little House on the Prairie</i></a> and hoping 5th grade wouldn't suck too much. Yes, I was 11. I guess if you ever took me seriously, now's a good time to stop.<br />]]>
        <![CDATA[Here are five things I liked in 1995 that I still like now. These
things miraculously survived the vicious crucible of discontent that
was my teenage years-- what survived yours? <br /><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/"><b>Christian Bale</b></a> <br />Before he was <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/">Patrick Bateman</a></b> or <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372784/">Bruce Wayne</a></b> or <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368794/">Bob Dylan</a></b>, Christian Bale was Laurie (pictured above) in the 1994 film adaptation of <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110367/"><i>Little Women</i></a></b>,
which I saw twice in theaters in January 1995. Winona Ryder's Jo was
already kind of my hero, so of course her love interest was my love
interest too. But really, with the floppy hair, the jaunty vest/puffy
sleeve combo (see above), the slight lisp, the endless humoring of Jo
and her sisters' theatrical escapades, even the angsty post-Harvard
facial hair-- it wasn't a difficult affinity to share. He wasn't my
first celebrity love interest (the earlier ones are a little too weird
discuss here-- one was a lion tamer) but he's proven the most enduring,
though do I like him a little less since he capped his teeth or
secretly got braces or whatever. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101065/"><i><b>Clarissa Explains It All</b></i></a><br />This
Nickelodeon series was in re-runs by 1995, but I'd watch it now if it
was still on. To this day, Clarissa Darling remains incomprehensibly
cool. Not only did she have her own computer (which she <i>wrote programs for</i>), a best friend that eschewed the front door for a ladders and windows, a decorative hubcap collection <i>and </i>a
pet alligator, but she was unflappable, self-assured, stylish and so
very much herself in a way that, at the time, I assumed was <i>de facto</i> for anyone over the age of thirteen. Wrong. I'm <i>still </i>working on it. Anyway, Clarissa likely influenced my next fixation...<br /><br /><b>Dangly Earrings</b><br />After
winning the battle against my mother to let me get my ears pierced, the
next frontier was convincing her that I was old enough to wear what my
sister and I called "dangly earrings." I don't know if any other
adolescent girls at any other point in time in the world have used that
phrase, but I'm sure many others shared the same fixation. Mere studs
were not enough. We wanted charms and jewels and baubles that hung
down, fluttered around in the breeze, got stuck in our hair, maybe even
rattled or jangled a little. Once my mom decided that I wasn't stupid
enough to rip my own earlobes apart with such finery, I hit up every
10-for-$5 <a href="http://www.claires.com/">Claire's</a> sale that
crossed my mall-trolling path. My vast collection of "dangly earrings"
included ice-skating penguins, flower garland-bedecked pigs,
overall-clad cows and one particularly heavy pair of <a href="http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/stars_of_the_show/tasmanian_devil/taz_story.html">Taz </a>earrings that may have actually been made of pewter. <br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cracked-Rear-View-Hootie-Blowfish/dp/B000002IZC"><i>Cracked Rear View</i>, by Hootie &amp; the Blowfish</a><br /></b>Once
I won $10 in a raffle at school, and that weekend, I made my dad take
me to Camelot Music at our mall so I could buy this album on cassette.
I even remember the outfit I wore that day. It involved flannel and the
aforementioned cows-in-overalls earrings. This was the first album I
ever bought with my own money, and I loved it. <i>Loved it</i>. Still
to this day, when I'm at the grocery store or an airport or dentist's
office and Darius Rucker's fratty baritone comes wafting through the
Muzak speakers, I have to restrain myself from singing along. All the
words. At the top of my lungs. This is why I bought a used CD of the
album a few years ago, so I can do that at home whenever I want and
spare the rest of the world. And this is officially the most shameful
confession I've ever made in the name of <i>Paste</i>.<br /><br /><b><i><a href="http://www.lesmis.com/">Les Miserables</a>, </i>the musical<i><br /></i></b>Romance!
Politics! Intrigue! Labor camps! Whorehouses! French Revolutionaries!
What more could an 11-year-old girl ask for in a musical?! I dunno, but
speaking of asking, my mom once had the dubious task of explaining the
concept of "prostitution" to me when I inquired after watching the <b><i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113637/">Les Miserables: In Concert</a></i></b>
special on PBS for about the fifteenth time. Fortunately for her, I was
satisfied with "Uh, well, honey, it's a woman that men pay to, uh, keep
them company." Uh, well, vive la awkwardness.<br /><br /><i>Note: Welcome to Rhymes With Five, the weekly blog post where I
feature five things that I like that somehow relate to each other. I
came up with a few other names, like "Five Alive" and "Five Jive" but,
as you probably already figured out, those names all sucked. See you
next Thursday!<br /><br /></i>[<a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/05/rhymes-with-five-and-those-who-cant-cook-read-food.html">Last week on Rhymes with Five: And those who can't cook, read food blogs</a>]]]>
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<entry>
    <title>some(indie)ecards</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/05/someindieecards.html" />
    <id>tag:www.pastemagazine.com,2008:/blogs/ctrl-v//10.15384</id>

    <published>2008-05-20T19:52:06Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-20T20:22:24Z</updated>

    <summary>In our May edition of the &quot;Paste 7&quot; I called your attention to the free e-card website, someecards, which features electronic greetings that are witty, sometimes crude and very timely (example, a whole slew of cards dedicated to this summer&apos;s blockbuster movies). Categories include: Anniversary, Breakup, Cry For Help, Flirting, Get Well, Somewhat Topical, Workplace, and more.But there is one category that has been glaringly omitted: Indie.But don&apos;t worry, someecards masterminds! I&apos;ve gone ahead and made some mock-ups for you! Might I suggest these additions to the someecards collection, inspired by some of my favorite indie musicians?(Inspired by The Black...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[In our <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/action/article_group?issue=42">May edition</a> of the "<i>Paste</i> 7" I called your attention to the free e-card website, <a href="http://someecards.com/">someecards</a>, which features electronic greetings that are witty, sometimes crude and very timely (example, a whole slew of cards dedicated to this summer's blockbuster movies). Categories include: Anniversary, Breakup, Cry For Help, Flirting, Get Well, Somewhat Topical, Workplace, and more.<br /><br />But there is one category that has been glaringly omitted: Indie.<br /><br />But don't worry, someecards masterminds! I've gone ahead and made some mock-ups for you! Might I suggest these additions to the someecards collection, inspired by some of my favorite indie musicians?<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="someecards_blackkids.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/someecards_blackkids.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="238" width="426" /></span><br />(Inspired by The Black Kids)<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="someecards_cameraobscura.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/someecards_cameraobscura.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="238" width="426" /></span><br />(Inspired by <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/whitman/2006/12/favorite-music-of-2006.html">Camera Obscura</a>)<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="someecards_flightconcords.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/someecards_flightconcords.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="238" width="426" /></span><br /> <div>(Inspired by <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2008/04/flight-of-the-conchords-prep-for-album-tour-offer.html">Flight of the Conchords</a>)<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="someecards_robyn.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/someecards_robyn.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="238" width="426" /></span><br /></div><div>(Inspired by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O_aa0QSZ1A">Robyn</a>)<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="someecards_vampire1.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/someecards_vampire1.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="238" width="426" /></span><br /></div><div>(Inspired by <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/action/article/6363/review/music/vampire_weekend">Vampire Weekend</a>)<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="someecards_deathcab.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/someecards_deathcab.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="238" width="426" /></span><br /></div><div>(Inspired by <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/action/article/7074/feature/music/the_meaning_of_life">Death Cab for Cutie</a>)<br /></div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>That new Hold Steady song could be better</title>
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    <published>2008-05-20T18:52:33Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-20T20:09:07Z</updated>

    <summary>As you might have read already, there&apos;s a new Hold Steady song out on the internet today. It&apos;s from their new album, Stay Positive, which won&apos;t be released until July 15th. Totally exciting, right? Sure, but only if you&apos;re not me and you lack the totally unreasonable expectations I have for, like, everything....</summary>
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        <name>Rachael Maddux</name>
        <uri>http://www.pastemagazine.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<div align="center"><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="the hold steady marc cohn walking in memphis sequestered in memphis.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/hold%20steady%20cohn.jpg" class="mt-image-none" style="" height="183" width="444" /></span></div><br />As you <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2008/05/the-hold-steady-announce-summer-us-tour-dates.html"><b>might have read already</b></a>, there's a new Hold Steady song out on the internet today. It's from their new album, <i>Stay Positive</i>, which won't be released until July 15th. Totally exciting, right? Sure, but only if you're not me and you lack the totally unreasonable expectations I have for, like, everything.]]>
        <![CDATA[The song's called "Sequestered in Memphis" and I guess it's kind of alright, but whatever, I'm still trying to recover from the crushing blow dealt to me by the realization that, other than the rad organ and piano flourishes, the song has maddeningly little to do with Marc Cohn's singular contribution to the pantheon of early-90s top 40 music, "Walking in Memphis." It's really hard to work with the couplet "Then I'm sequestered in Memphis / Subpoenaed with my feet ten feet off of Beale" running on perpetual loop in your brain, which is what has been happening to me since about 9:34 AM EST this morning. <br /><br />Craig Finn, if you read this: I demand a mash-up. Or at least a live performance of "Sequestered" that winkingly segues into a "Walking" cover. Can you please make this happen? And just kidding about the "kind of alright" business. The song's actually badass. Not as badass as <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/09/cohn.shot/index.html"><b>getting shot in the head AND SURVIVING</b></a>, but still badass. Listen here: <br /><div><br /></div>

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<entry>
    <title>Rhymes With Five: And those who can&apos;t cook, read food blogs</title>
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    <published>2008-05-15T15:57:47Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-15T16:52:07Z</updated>

    <summary> I love food, but I&#8217;m not a very good cook. It&#8217;s one of the great conundrums of my life. I&#8217;ve never poisoned someone or set anything on fire (though there was that whole pot of noodles I accidentally dumped into the sink at a Paste Intern Appreciation Dinner a few months back-- sorry, interns!) It&#8217;s just that I&#8217;m impatient and undisciplined and lack the necessary foresight to start preparing a meal before I reach a point of such intense hunger that I can&#8217;t concentrate on anything, let alone slicing and dicing and preheating and timer-minding. This, of course, explains...</summary>
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        <name>Rachael Maddux</name>
        <uri>http://www.pastemagazine.com</uri>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I love food, but I&#8217;m not a very good cook. It&#8217;s one of the
great conundrums of my life. I&#8217;ve never poisoned someone or set anything on
fire (though there was that whole pot of noodles I accidentally dumped into the
sink at a Paste Intern Appreciation Dinner a few months back-- sorry, interns!) It&#8217;s just that
I&#8217;m impatient and undisciplined and lack the necessary foresight to start
preparing a meal before I reach a point of such intense hunger that I can&#8217;t
concentrate on anything, let alone slicing and dicing and preheating and
timer-minding. <br /></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">This, of course, explains my intense love for food blogs. Where I'm scattered and indecisive, clumsy and inept, food bloggers are graceful, knowing, precise and... well, <i>able to cook. </i>They're aspirational, an escape from my own culinary inefficacy. Basically, they're little&nbsp; bits of fantasy. Some people have fashion magazines, soap operas or pornography, but I have food blogs. (Hey, it's not called <a href="http://www.foodporn.com/">food porn</a> for nothing.) <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">There as many different ways to blog about food as there are palates, from the practical to the romantic, for
audiences of fellow serious cooks and to the masses fumbling, bumbling, all-thumbs proletariat. My favorites combine skilled writing, an adventurous belly and artful
photography into something that starts bigger
conversations&#8212;about life and how to live it, about politics and culture, about
our own place in the world. Just like a good meal should. <span style="">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal">As I begin to contemplate <a href="http://www.leancuisine.com/Products/Details.aspx?ProductID=3">my own truly heinous lunch</a>, here are my
top 5 favorite food blogs. What are yours?<o:p></o:p></p>





<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><b style=""><a href="http://www.smittenkitchen.com/">Smitten Kitchen</a><o:p></o:p></b><br />Deb brings a level of geekiness to cooking that, though I'm prevented in sharing fully by my technical incompetence, I totally appreciate.
This woman loves food, and it shows in both her carefully approached recipes
(often attempted multiple times until perfected, and sometimes only then shared on
the blog) and her beautifully composed photography.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><a href="http://swankypanky.blogs.com/bakeandshake">Bake And Shake</a><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></b><br />L. writes from the rainy Northwest, offering up &#8220;food,
style, judgement&#8212;just like Grandma.&#8221; She peppers her recipes with biting humor
and bluntly personal stories, making for a read that&#8217;s as refreshingly funny
and honest as her muffins, pancakes and monkey breads are comforting. Also, we
remember <a href="http://swankypanky.blogs.com/bakeandshake/2008/02/sesame-street-v.html">all the same <st1:Street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on">Sesame
  Street</st1:address></st1:Street> vignettes</a>. You&#8217;d be lucky to have a Grandma
so sassy. </p>









<p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><a href="http://lunchstudio.blogspot.com/">LUNCH</a><o:p></o:p></b><br />Sometimes I get overwhelmed by all the restaurant options in
tiny little Decatur, so I can&#8217;t imagine what it&#8217;s like trying to pick a lunch spot out of all the choices in New York City. But these two ladies,
partners in an architecture firm, handle their abundance of options with
finesse. Almost every day they take time for a midday meal and a mid-afternoon
snack, and they report their findings here. The <a href="http://lunchstudio.blogspot.com/2008/05/400pm-peanut-butter-ball.html">peanut butter ball</a> they split
yesterday afternoon is literally making me drool. <b style=""><o:p></o:p></b></p>







<p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><o:p></o:p><a href="http://www.noteatingoutinny.com/">Not Eating Out In <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">New York</st1:State></st1:place></a><o:p></o:p></b><br />On the flip side of the LUNCH coin is Cathy, who&#8217;s decided
to entirely eschew all <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">New York</st1:place></st1:State>
eateries-- except her own kitchen. But this isn&#8217;t some experiment in
self-deprivation and misery. Among <a href="http://noteatingoutinny.com/category/reason-of-the-month/">other benefits</a>, she&#8217;s perfectly happy saving
money, eating healthier, helping the environment, and loosing herself from the
shackles of table manners&#8212;and I&#8217;m sure the <a href="http://noteatingoutinny.com/2008/04/05/reason-for-not-eating-out-20-book-deal/">book deal </a>only makes it sweeter.<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p><b style=""><a href="http://thusbakeszarathustra.com/">Thus Bakes
Zarathustra</a><o:p></o:p></b><br />Rachael is a Melbourne-based cultural studies Ph.D student whose food blog is likely one of very few boasting a Nietzsche-referencing title. Whether debating the <a href="http://thusbakeszarathustra.com/?p=67">primacy of mac-and-cheese</a> with her
American boyfriend, <a href="http://thusbakeszarathustra.com/?p=28">parsing her hatred of Jamie Oliver</a> or just
baking for friends, she infuses her musings on food with academic wit and self-effacing
verve. She is a credit to our name.</p><p class="MsoNormal"><i>Note: Welcome to Rhymes With Five, the weekly blog post where I
feature five things that I like that somehow relate to each other. I
came up with a few other names, like "Five Alive" and "Five Jive" but,
as you probably already figured out, those names all sucked. See you
next Thursday!</i></p><p class="MsoNormal">[<a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/05/rhymes-with-five-ladies-love-their-mamas-too.html">Last week on Rhymes With Five: Ladies love their mamas, too</a>]<br /> </p>

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    <title>Rhymes With Five: Ladies love their mamas, too</title>
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    <published>2008-05-09T22:13:47Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-12T16:26:23Z</updated>

    <summary>As Ben Gibbard ponders the meaning of life in our May issue, Brian Howe explores the nature of mother through the song lyrics of rap stars, indie rockers and, uh, Glen Danzig. Though the most important conclusion I drew from the piece is that I am really glad Danzig is not my son, it also reinforced for me the notion that, much like armpits, everybody has a mom&#8212;and like armpits, some people&#8217;s moms stink. Like, really stink&#8212;Ghostface Killah&#8217;s mom beat him for peeing the bed! Harsh, Mama Killah! Quite unlike armpits, though, mothers are the subject of a few great...</summary>
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        <name>Rachael Maddux</name>
        <uri>http://www.pastemagazine.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[As <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/action/article/7074/feature/music/the_meaning_of_life">Ben Gibbard ponders the meaning of life</a> in our May issue,
Brian Howe <a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/action/article/7399/the_nature_of_mother">explores the nature of mother</a> through the song lyrics of rap stars,
indie rockers and, uh, Glen Danzig. Though the most important conclusion I drew from the piece is that I am really glad Danzig is not my son, it also reinforced for me the notion that, much like armpits, everybody has a mom&#8212;and
like armpits, some people&#8217;s moms stink. Like, really stink&#8212;Ghostface Killah&#8217;s mom
beat him for peeing the bed! Harsh, Mama Killah! <br /><br />Quite unlike armpits, though, mothers are the subject of a
few great songs. Iron &amp; Wine&#8217;s &#8220;Upward Over the Mountain&#8221; and Smog&#8217;s &#8220;I
Feel Like The Mother Of The World&#8221; are two of my favorites among the ones Howe
mentions. Of course, it&#8217;s not just men that have immortalized and/or vilified their
mothers in song. Plenty of female musicians have raised a musical glass to the
women they came from (and may or may not, one day, become). Though lacking in
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<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Just in time for Mother&#8217;s Day, here are my top 5 favorite
songs by women about moms&#8212;their own, or otherwise. What are yours?<o:p></o:p><b style=""><br /><br />&#8220;Oh! Mama,&#8221; <a href="http://www.myspace.com/alelamusic">Alela
Diane</a></b><br />Unlike the &#8220;conceptual, impossibly distant sources of
confliction&#8221; of indie rock that Howe calls out, the type of mother Alela Diane
pays tribute to in this heartstring-yanking track is a pantheon of generosity,
wisdom, love and affection&#8212;the very source of life, contemplated as her child
is about to have a daughter of her own. If you love your mom and you want to
make her cry, play this song for her!<b><br /><br />&#8220;To Daddy,&#8221; <a href="http://www.emmylouharris.com/">Emmylou
Harris </a></b><br /><o:p></o:p>Though written and recorded by Dolly Parton, this is the
version that appears on my iPod. Harris could sing the Alphabet Song and make
it break your heart, but Parton&#8217;s lyrics pack the real punch:<br /><o:p><br /></o:p><i>Mama never seemed to miss the finer things of life <br />
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy <br />
She never wanted to be more than a mother and a wife <br />
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy <br />
The only thing that seemed to be important to her life <br />
Was to make our house a home and make us happy <br />
Mama never wanted any more than what she had <br />
If she did, she never did say so to Daddy</i><br /><o:p><br /></o:p>The irony is delicious and profound. <i>Of course </i>Mama missed
all those things and wanted more&#8212;and if it wasn&#8217;t clear before, it was
undeniable by the time her kids and Daddy found her sweet, sad kiss-off note
propped up on the kitchen table one day, with Mama nowhere to be found. It&#8217;s an
extreme way to stumble into the fact that most of us must confront at one time
or another: That our mothers are actual sentient beings, that they have lives
and hopes and dreams that aren&#8217;t entirely defined or limited by our own.
(Hopefully your Daddy knows this, too.)<b style=""><o:p><br /><br /></o:p>&#8220;Mama and Me,&#8221; <a href="http://www.myspace.com/prettylittlehead">Nellie
McKay</a><o:p></o:p></b><br />While definitely not my favorite Nellie McKay track, this
song showcases her bizarro whitegirl piano-rap in one of the most clearly
autobiographical songs of this bunch. Dropping lines like, &#8220;Been livin&#8217; with my
mama since I was an embryo / Never had a Nintendo, saw a lot of Brecht,
though,&#8221; she fits in somewhere between Ghostface and Kanye in Howe&#8217;s schema.<b style=""><o:p><br /><br /></o:p>&#8220;His Pontiac,&#8221; <a href="http://www.myspace.com/theeverybodyfields">The
Everybodyfields</a><o:p></o:p></b><br />One of the many, many, many things I love about the Everybodyfields is the ability of so many of their songs to ease in nice and slow, beautiful
but nearly unassuming, and then sock a big fist right in your gut. This one, from their 2004 debut <i style="">Halfway
There: Electricity and the South</i>, is one like that. It starts off like a
love song to the &#8220;boy outside,&#8221; but soon it&#8217;s clear this daughter isn&#8217;t running
to something so much as away from the woman she&#8217;s terrified of turning into:<o:p><br /><i><br /></i></o:p><i>Mama, the wind is howling<br />But you&#8217;ve been silent for years<br />Don&#8217;t stare at that door no more<br />You won&#8217;t see him through your tears<br />Mama, don&#8217;t stand in my way<br />I can&#8217;t die here with you</i><o:p></o:p><br /><br />Jill Andrews sings in her steady, sad voice about
rings and better things, but I can&#8217;t help but think that one day the girl might
find herself staring at a door through her own bleary eyes, waiting&#8212;endlessly,
hopelessly&#8212;for that boy and his Pontiac to come home, like her father never
did.<br /><br /><o:p></o:p><b style="">&#8220;Rabbit Fur Coat,&#8221;
<a href="http://www.jennylewis.com/">Jenny Lewis</a><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thewatsontwins"></a><o:p></o:p></b><br />Sometimes, though, no amount of distance&#8212;emotional or
physical&#8212;can weaken the bond between mother and daughter. At face value, this
is woefully pretty tale of a mother&#8217;s aspiration, revenge, pride and greed all
wrapped up in the song&#8217;s titular garment&#8212;you don&#8217;t have to know Lewis&#8217; back
story (she was a child actress and for many years had a rocky relationship with
her own mom) to feel the pull of its weight. Despite the bitterness may have
bloomed between this pair of women, the daughter finds herself reflecting on
the trajectory of her mom&#8217;s life as she charts her own course, seemingly
resigned to falling into the same material traps that consumed her mother. &#8220;But
mostly I'm a hypocrite / I sing songs about the deficit,&#8221; Lewis sings. &#8220;But
when I sell out and leave <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Omaha</st1:City></st1:place>,
what will I get? / A mansion house and a rabbit fur coat.&#8221;<o:p> </o:p><i><br /><br />Note: For your own sake, hopefully you won&#8217;t miss Mother&#8217;s
Day like I missed Rhymes With Five&#8217;s second-ever Thursday post. Whoops! Just
tell your Mama you were putting together a magazine. That&#8217;s my excuse, at
least. See you next Thursday&#8212;for real!</i> <br /><br />[<a href="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/2008/05/rhymes-with-five-gossip-girl-stole-my-ipod.html">Last week on Rhymes with Five: Gossip Girl stole my iPod!</a>]<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"></p>]]>
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    <title>Life Altering Concerts Vol. 1</title>
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    <published>2008-05-02T21:54:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-07T14:30:26Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[ &nbsp; One thing that amazes my wife is that I can&#8217;t remember to take out the trash on a regular basis. However, I can easily recall the most minuscule details when it comes to music.&nbsp; Upon meeting me for the first time, she was slightly intrigued by the seemingly Rainman-esque musical knowledge I possessed, while at the same time frightened by the method in which I cataloged my CD collection. (For those keeping score at home, it's left to right in alphabetical order, and if there are multiple CDs for an artist, then the second level of sorting is...]]></summary>
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<p class="MsoNormal">One thing that amazes my wife is that I can&#8217;t remember to
take out the trash on a regular basis. However, I can easily recall the most
minuscule details when it comes to music.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Upon meeting me for the first time, she was slightly intrigued by the
seemingly<span style=""> </span><i>Rainman-esque</i><span style="font-style: normal;"> musical knowledge I possessed, while at the same
time frightened by the method in which I cataloged my CD collection. (For those
keeping score at home, it's left to right in alphabetical order, and if there
are multiple CDs for an artist, then the second level of sorting is in
chronological order. That is, left to right by oldest to most recent. Think
Shrevie from the movie </span><i>Diner</i><span style="font-style: normal;">.)<br /></span></p>

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        <![CDATA[<div>Recently, I unearthed a box of old concert ticket stubs so it&#8217;s been an enjoyable trip down memory lane. And yes, I used to scribble the set lists on the back of the ticket. This brings me to the first installment of Billy's Blog: Musings From the Old Man at&nbsp;<i>Paste</i><span style="font-style: normal;">. Periodically, I&#8217;ll share memories of a blast from my past. Not simply a concert review, but rather, some background information as well, just to frame the context of the show while answering the "how" and "why" it has stuck with me for so long.</span></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">This post revolves around the zenith of my musical favorites - an artist that Bill Graham once introduced as&nbsp;<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=KnwG2Pg0X1o" style="text-decoration: underline;">&#8220;&#133;the innovative giant, Mr. Peter Gabriel.&#8221;</a><span>&nbsp;</span>&nbsp;To put things into perspective, my sisters steered me towards Genesis in the late '70s/early '80s. Of course, that was the Phil Collins-led incarnation and I&#8217;ll just leave that alone for the time being. I subsequently discovered the Gabriel era on my own at the local record store. My attention was captivated for hours listening to&nbsp;<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Lamb-Lies-Down-Broadway/dp/B000002J1S/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=music&amp;qid=1197696060&amp;sr=8-1" style="text-decoration: underline;">The Lamb</a>&nbsp;on headphones while consuming the double album&#8217;s liner notes and sleeve. I still don&#8217;t know what all that gibberish meant, but who cares? My copy of Armando Gallo&#8217;s picture bio was more than dog-eared, and the binding even came apart from excessive use. One fond memory I have was causing quite a stir at a Strawberries music store in New Haven, Connecticut upon finding my personal Jewel of the Nile -&nbsp;<i>The Melting Face -&nbsp;</i><span style="font-style: normal;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ein-Deutsches-Album-Peter-Gabriel/dp/B000T9RV6S/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=music&amp;qid=1197697172&amp;sr=8-2" style="text-decoration: underline;">Ein Deutsches Album</a>. The store clerk just wanted me to pay for the disc and leave ASAP due to my hysterics. My life was complete once I heard "Spiel Ohne Grenzen" in its Fatherlandlike splendor.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">But I digress. While this particular show at the Spectrum in Philadelphia was not my first Gabriel concert (it was actually my fourth), it&#8217;s memorable for a few reasons. This was the first event where I entered into the somewhat seedy underworld of ticket brokers. I was preparing to pull an all-nighter at the venue&#8217;s box office when a buddy suggested that I call a &#8220;ticket agent.&#8221; Out came the trusty Yellow Pages, and&nbsp;<i>voila</i><span style="font-style: normal;">, I found plenty to choose from in exotic places like Pennsauken, Runnemede, and Collingswood, all located in lovely South Jersey just across the Walt Whitman Bridge from downtown Philly. I ended up purchasing tickets in the fifth row and happily paid $100 for each of them. My parents thought I was absolutely insane until I drew the parallel to what it cost them whenever they went to the opera at the Met and dinner in NYC afterwards. Music has an uncanny ability to affect you in many ways, and some would contend that opera has a rather spiritual quality to it. For my money, Peter Gabriel&nbsp;</span><i>was</i><span style="font-style: normal;">&nbsp;the opera.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">Having never been in possession of such high-quality tickets, it was rather surreal to pass by so many ushers on the way to our seats with each of them simply waving us through.<span>&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>The tickets were even better than&nbsp;<a href="http://www.jdbshow.com/p001.htm" style="text-decoration: underline;">John DeBella</a>&nbsp;(At the time, he was the Morning Zookeeper for WMMR which made him a big shot, not to mention that he referred to Peter as &#8220;The Angel Gabriel&#8221; and Patron Saint of his program.)</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">Now, onto the show - the opening track of&nbsp;<i>San Jacinto</i><span style="font-style: normal;">&nbsp;showcased the minimalist lighting design that, ironically enough, produced a very dramatic effect. In fact, Gabriel&#8217;s manipulation of the light rigs was more obvious later in the show. Manu Katche simply owned&nbsp;</span><i>Red Rain</i><span style="font-style: normal;">&nbsp;with his numerous drum fills that are without question the driving force behind that song when performed live. (If you don&#8217;t believe me, then check out&nbsp;</span><i>Secret World Live</i><span style="font-style: normal;">&nbsp;disc one for proof). The set moved along quite nicely, but really picked up with "No Self Control." The previously mentioned lighting rigs were actually akin to seesaws with a row of three lights affixed to the top. As the song drew towards its conclusion, the lights were falling down on Gabriel in rapid succession, seemingly crushing him as he struggled to push each out of harm&#8217;s way. Not cutting edge technology when you have stagehands doing the heavy lifting, but pretty slick indeed.<span>&nbsp;</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">"Lay Your Hands On Me" was another highlight, if only for Gabriel&#8217;s backwards swan dive into the audience. Unfortunately, that practice has been removed from his performance&nbsp;<span style="color: black;">repertoire,&nbsp;</span>and for good reason. Regardless, for any performer to have the faith, stupidity, courage, or whatever to simply rely on his fans to catch him when he&#8217;s falling is a unique concept. I remember reading an interview where Gabriel described that he liked the tickle sensation upon hitting the audience. Fine by me. My sister Patti actually had her own Marcia-Brady-I&#8217;ll-never-wash-this-hand-moment during the next evening&#8217;s show, but that's way too long of a story for this post.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">"Here Comes the Flood" is another track that will always be a personal favorite just because it&#8217;s so simple - the man and his piano, enough said. Gabriel introduced his band - Tony Levin on bass, David Rhodes on guitar, David Sancious on keyboards and the aforementioned Katche on drums were more than warmly received by the knowledgeable Philly crowd. Then we were treated to a send off of "In Your Eyes" followed by the anthem "Biko." It&#8217;s safe to say it was money well spent.</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"></p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><img alt="Stub 2.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/Stub%202.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0px auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="338" width="168" /></span><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">By the way, if you don&#8217;t know the story of Stephen Biko then I suggest checking out&nbsp;<a href="http://www.sbf.org.za/" style="text-decoration: underline;">http://www.sbf.org.za/</a><span style="color: black;"><span>&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>Gabriel was one of the first high-profile artists who took social activism seriously. Whether it be&nbsp;</span><a href="http://www.amnesty.org/" style="text-decoration: underline;">Amnesty International</a><span style="color: black;">,&nbsp;</span><a href="http://www.witness.org/" style="text-decoration: underline;">Witness</a><span style="color: black;">, or&nbsp;</span><a href="http://www.theelders.org/" style="text-decoration: underline;">The Elders</a><span style="color: black;">, he championed human rights long before it was the sexy, politically correct thing to do.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.75em; padding: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal;">I&#8217;ve been to at least 10 more Peter Gabriel performances since then, but this one will always stick out. The exception, of course, would be the U.S. tour from 1993 that I took my mother to, but that&#8217;s for another day.</p></div>]]>
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    <title>Rhymes With Five: Gossip Girl stole my iPod</title>
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    <published>2008-05-01T13:01:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-01T17:40:24Z</updated>

    <summary> Has Alexandra Patsavas invaded my brain? Or just my music collection? Is there even a difference anymore? Which is creepier? I don&apos;t know. I just know that whenever I watch Gossip Girl (which is, um, like, every Monday night) I end up asking myself these questions. This is because, by and large, the music soundtracking all the those Upper East Side breakups, hookups, freakouts and breakdowns is shockingly, embarassingly, undeniably good. Or, at least, I like it....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="gossip girl.jpg" src="http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/ctrl-v/gossip%20girl%201.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="314" width="444" /></span> <div> Has <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0666031/">Alexandra Patsavas</a> invaded my brain? Or just my music collection? Is there even a difference anymore? Which is creepier? I don't know. I just know that whenever I watch <i>Gossip Girl</i> (which is, um, like, every Monday night) I end up asking myself these questions. This is because, by and large, the music soundtracking all the those Upper East Side breakups, hookups, freakouts and breakdowns is shockingly, embarassingly, undeniably good. Or, at least, I like it. <br /></div>]]>
        <![CDATA[And this really confuses me. Not only because I like the music in a
totally different way than I like Blair's headbands and chilly
one-liners ("I am not a stop along the way-- I am a <i>destination</i>!") and Chuck's ridiculous <strike>sweaters</strike> <strike>clothes</strike> <strike>eyebrows</strike> <strike>pervasive smarminess</strike>
everything, but also because, um, should I feel weird about songs I
like really being featured, consistently and unironically, in a CW
drama targeted to teenage girls? <br /><br />Answer: I don't know. But if
I should feel weird, dear <i>Paste </i>reader, so should you: I dare you to put your playlist on shuffle and deny that <a href="http://www.gossipgirl.tv/gossip-girl-music.html">one of these ditties</a> would eventually pop up. Like, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCdjHOgyYrw&amp;eurl">OMFG</a>, it's no wonder this show is <a href="http://nymag.com/arts/tv/features/46225/">changing the way we watch television</a>. <br /><br />Here are my top five <i>Gossip Girl</i> approved tracks. What are yours?  <br /><br /><b>"Someone Great," <a href="http://www.lcdsoundsystem.com/">LCD Soundsystem</a></b><b><br />
</b>In a particularly scandalous episode, Serena and Blair and some of
their friends break into their prep school's swimming pool and throw a
party. There is vodka involved and, unsurprisingly, someone almost
dies! Oddly, this song plays before that happens, in a particularly
jovial pool party scene in which a girl removes her bikini top. <br />
<br /><b>"Panic," <a href="http://myspace.com/phantomplanet">Phantom Planet</a></b><br />

Of these five, this song is the most appropriately-placed, playing over
a montage of the show's characters totally freaking the hell out over
the SATs. (And for good reason, apparently: As the episode progresses,
for various reasons, it becomes increasingly obvious that no one ever
told them you can re-take the test if you do poorly or, more
applicably, if one of your BFFs spikes your Diet Coke the night before
and you wake up on the test morning mysteriously hungover, pristinely
disheveled, and two boroughs away from the test center. Shockingly, you don't always have to be incredibly loaded and/or beautiful to earn a little leeway in this world.) I loved
Phantom Planet in High School and remember the original version of this
song from a live EP I found at a used CD store. This new, nearly
unrecognizable take is from their new album.<br />

<br /><b>"Ballad of Gus and Sam," <a href="http://myspace.com/ferrabylionheart">Ferraby Lionheart</a></b><br />
This
song is about ghosts and murder, and was featured in an episode about
the hazards of brunch on the Upper East Side. It works because all of
those things are mysterious and frightening.<br />

<b><br /></b><b>"Crimewave," <a href="http://myspace.com/crystalcastles">Crystal Castles</a></b><b> vs. <a href="http://myspace.com/healthmusic">HEALTH</a></b><br />
To be honest, I didn't recognize this song on my own. I'm kind of an
old lady, so I like to have Closed Captioning on during the show
(sometimes the young'uns just talk so fast!). This means that I often
see what song is playing before I can actually hear the song, and when
I saw HEALTH I braced myself: It was gonna be loud! Heads would
explode! Extensions and headbands and brain matter everywhere! But no. Crystal Castles
have stepped in to make the original HEALTH song less skull-detonating
and more dance-clubby-- natch, as this scene took place in a
club. (<i>Gossip Girl</i>'s characters spend a lot of time in clubs.
And not, like, dive bars where no one cares if high schoolers drink,
but real actual clubs where the kids sit at the bar and order cocktails
themselves. Also, they never appear to pay. Yet another mystery of the Upper East Side.)<br /><br /><b>"The General Specific," <a href="http://myspace.com/bandofhorses">Band of Horses</a></b><br />

My favorite track from last year's <i>Cease to Begin</i> played as Dan
and Serena commenced to hook up for the first
time, and as Blair's dad showed her photos from the summer house he and
his partner had just bought in Lyon. As Ben Bridwell himself asks,
"What's going on?"<br /><br /><i>Note: Welcome to Rhymes With Five, the weekly blog post where I feature five things that I like that somehow relate to each other. I came up with a few other names, like "Five Alive" and "Five Jive" but, as you probably already figured out, those names all sucked. See you next Thursday!</i><br />]]>
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