Neon FactoryNeon Windbreaker
As I scanned the schedule for this evening’s shows, I noticed that both bands were playing at the same time at different venues in Toronto. Being the highly-respected music journalist that I am, I immediately began to weigh the merits of both bands. I decided the band name Neon Windbreaker sounded considerably cooler than Neon Factory. However, upon further consideration, I realized that it is quite likely that if there were actually a neon windbreaker, it would likely have come from a neon factory. To follow that logic, that would mean no matter how cool the windbreaker, it is really the factory that deserves the credit.