All Dentist Office, All The Time

Sitting in the waiting room at the dentist office is the worst. Every time the door opens to call the next victim you can hear the scraping of metal on enamel, the buzzing drill, and the screams of children. Today’s KNATE post is a double playlist to help you through your next visit to hell.

Here is a pre-dental appointment playlist to listen as you imagine the dentist diagnosing you with meth mouth while the hygenists point and laugh.  But mostly, this is to help get Orin Scrivello out of your head.

1.Modest Mouse - Teeth Like God’s ShoeShine
2. Califone - New Black Tooth
3. Radiohead - Cuttooth
4. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - The Skin Off My Yellow Country Teeth
5. Wilco - Summer Teeth
6. David Karsten Daniels - Sharp Teeth I
7. Baby Elephant - Turn My Teeth Up!
8. Death Cab For Cutie - Crooked Teeth
9. Metallica - Amnesia (Pulling Teeth)
10. Electric Soft Parade - A Kick In The Teeth
11. Green Day - Pulling Teeth
12. Iron & Wine - Teeth In The Grass
13. Kyle Andrews - Glass Jar Filled With Teeth
14. Megadeth - Skin O My Teeth
15. NIN - With Teeth
16. Pela - Tenement Teeth
17.Hot Hot Heat - Dirty Mouth
18. Man Man - Teeth
19. Aphex Twin - Corn Mouth
20. Blind Melon - Mouthful Of Cavities

And here is a post-dentist visit playlist to listen to after your root canals have been violated and you sit drooling out of the side of your mouth craving more local anesthetic…

1. Boards of Canada - Opening The Mouth
2. Colour Revolt - Blood In Your Mouth
3. Shapes & Sizes - The Taste In My Mouth
4. Ghost Stories - The Nettle In Your Mouth
5. Pintop Seven - A Mouthful of Expensive Teeth
6. Wilco - Candy Floss
7. Johnny Irion - Brush Yr Teeth Blues
8. Télépopmusik - Hollywood on My Toothpaste
9. Discover America - Shiny Teeth
10. Comets On Fire - Holy Teeth
11. The Catheters - My Mouth
12. Josh Ritter - One More Mouth
13. Nic Armstrong & The Theives - Broken Mouth Blues
14. Bjork - Sun In My Mouth
15. Garbage - Shut Your Mouth