Looking through the
roster of artists playing SXSW this year, I was appalled at the number of
absolutely inappropriate band names. Why would you name your band Kittens
Ablaze? I don’t get it. These may be the ten most amazing bands of 2009, but
I’ll never know. You know why? Because I WON’T LISTEN TO A BAND CALLED
FUCKSHOVEL. I’ve provided convenient links to the bands I wasn’t too
embarrassed to Google. As for the rest, you’re on your own.
1. Babydick
3. Les Breastfeeders
4. Eat Skull
5. Yak Ballz
6. Fuckshovel
7. Gaybomb
8. Tokyo Sex
Destruction
9. Natalie Portman's
Shaved Head (pictured)

"I WON’T LISTEN TO A BAND CALLED FUCKSHOVEL" - Go on - you might like it!
Fuckshovel are definately worth listening to, a four piece powerhouse from London....yes, yes yes just what SXSW needs.....don't dare miss them...!!!
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I saw a band called "Shit City High" is playing during the festival. Love the name!
you missed Black Cock
kittens ablaze = googleable.
girls? there's an inappropriate band name for you. go ahead. google "girls myspace" and try not to feel creepy.
These are nothing I put forward Anal Cunt US, Selfish Cunt UK and Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel Australia.