The Ten Most Inappropriate SXSW Band Names

Looking through the roster of artists playing SXSW this year, I was appalled at the number of absolutely inappropriate band names. Why would you name your band Kittens Ablaze? I don’t get it. These may be the ten most amazing bands of 2009, but I’ll never know. You know why? Because I WON’T LISTEN TO A BAND CALLED FUCKSHOVEL. I’ve provided convenient links to the bands I wasn’t too embarrassed to Google. As for the rest, you’re on your own.

1. Babydick

2. Kittens Ablaze

3. Les Breastfeeders

4. Eat Skull

5. Yak Ballz

6. Fuckshovel

7. Gaybomb

8. Tokyo Sex Destruction

9. Natalie Portman's Shaved Head (pictured)

10. The River Phoenix