If there's one thing the Bluths and Fünkes of Fox's tragically-cancelled Arrested Development can do well, it's a chicken dance. Although reports of the clan's foray into movie-land have resembled an adolescent relationship (on one day, off the next), a 2010 film seems to be in order, and we're dying to see how chicken noises "Chee-Cha," "A-coodle-doodle-ooh" and "Coo-Coo-Ca-Cha," translate to the big screen.
But Ron Howard and crew aren't the first to spice up their comedy
by adding a bit of poultry. For centuries, chicken have waddled their
way into our comedic stories, because, for some reason, we just find
them funny. Maybe their vulnerability gives them underdog status; they
can't even fly, so we hope they'll elude the jaws of that crafty fox
(even if they eventually end up on our dinner table). Whatever it is,
Alektrophobics beware, because these clips, from The Canterbury Tales to Family Guy, take the rubber-chicken gag to a whole new level.
1. Arrested Development: Dances with Chickens
According to the Bluth (and Fünke) families, chickens make a wide and beautiful variety of noises. While these moves seem like an interpretive free-for-all, Buster is very authoritative in his assertion that "Chickens DON'T clap!"

2. The Canterbury Tales: The Nun's Priest's Tale
Of course Geoffrey Chaucer knew the value of a good chicken-tale. The Nun's Priest's Tale outlines the story of Chanticleer the rooster, whose coral-red comb, peerless crowing and brood of beautiful hens make him the perfect ill-fated protagonist. After a bad dream, in which he is eaten by a fox, Chanticleer has a Cato-quoting argument with his wife Pertelote, in which she convinces him it was not a prophecy. Interpreting the proverb "Mulier est hominis confusio" (woman is man's ruin) as "woman is man's joy and all his bliss," poor Chanticleer struts into the yard and is snatched up by a fox. He outsmarts the fox just in time, and returns a sadder, wiser (and more misogynistic) rooster.

3. Chicken Little: The Sky is Falling!
This children's fable stars a whole host of witless fowl, including Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Turkey Lurkey, Goosey Loosey and Ducky Luckey. After an acorn falls on poor Chicken Little's head, she is thrown into an existential crisis, and runs around shouting, "The sky is falling!" and dizzying all her friends into panic mode. What could have been a Saturday Night Live satire on fundamentalism and flock-mentality was instead made into a mediocre Disney film starring Zack Braff.

4. Vintage Ducks: Donald or Daffy?
It's the age-old question. They both have speech impediments, bad tempers and webbed feet, but the similarities end there. Like his bunny counterpart, Daffy gets laughs from his trickster's knack for working the system and outsmarting earnest good guys like Elmer Fudd and Porky Pig. Of course, a certain carrot-chewing, wise-cracking wabbit always outsmarts him, prompting a lisped, "You're Dethpicable!" But we laugh at Donald instead of with him: he's a bumbling foil to the square, good-tempered Mickey Mouse, and when his "uppance" inevitably comes, we understand because we've been there too.
5. Friends: The Chick and the Duck
All through the '90s, Chandler was famous for his chick problems, and not just the female kind. Joey and Chandler's poultry became icons of illegal urban pet-dom when the duo brought a baby chick and orphaned duck into their Manhattan apartment.
6. Chicken Run: Escaping the Pie
Combine Aardman Animations (of Wallace and Gromit fame), stop-motion, and a group of chickens trying to escape a destiny in gravy-pies, and you've got a hit movie.
7. Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster
When a Kenny Rogers Roasters opens across the street from Jerry's apartment, the whole crew, inevitably, goes berserk. Kramer gets hopelessly addicted, he and Jerry unwittingly switch mannerisms, Elaine sets off to Burma, George steals a clock, and Jerry finally sabotages the Roaster with a drenched, $8,000 fur hat. All because of a little roasted chicken.
8. Family Guy: chicken fights
One of the best/worst Family Guy moments. While the fighting chicken epitomizes Seth MacFarlan's ability to beat a joke like a dead horse (chicken?), this recurring sketch inevitably leaves the laughs behind and starts inducing groans.

9. Pushing Daisies: "Comfort Food"
This is arguably the most gruesome in all of Pushing Daisies' camp-gore moments. It's not so bad that a chicken-frying "colonel" is murdered and deep-fried in his own batter. The horrible part is when he comes to life and starts eating his own skin.
Caption: "Quit Complaining and eat it ... number one, chicken soup is good for the flu--and number two, it's nobody we know."10. Gary Larson
Speaking of cannibalism, Gary Larson has made a career from his jaded, cannibalistic livestock and poultry. The cartoon above says it all.

11. A Chicken, a road, and "the other side"
Last but not least, that bird really wants to get to other side, but why?
Q: Why did the Chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the Roman Chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would ceasar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!



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