2. The fake songwriting credits.
Elvis hardly wrote any of his songs, but he sure got credit
for all of them. Granted, it was reportedly his manager, “Colonel” Tom Parker
(a real piece of work himself), who made Presley do it. But still, we’re
talking about more than just taking credit for other people’s hard work—he took
money from them. Otis Blackwell deserved
the royalties for “Don’t Be Cruel.” Ken Darby deserved the royalties for “Love
Me Tender.” The list goes on.
3. The title "the King of Rock ‘n’
There's no doubt that Elvis left his mark on contemporary
music. But to hold the title of "The King" one should be the most
influential in all of rock music. With that
in mind, consider how many rock musicians call The Beatles a primary influence
compared with Presley. From their set-up to their record sales, the Beatles
have far more influence than Elvis on rock ’n’ roll. And considering
that four men hold the greatest share of power and influence in rock, it's
questionable whether anyone
deserves the title. Besides, this is America!
4. “Amazing Grace” (and other terrible gospel songs).
“Amazing Grace” was written by the repentant slave trader
John Newton, reflecting on the idea that God's grace could save him from even
his most evil deeds. And nothing manages to destroy the introspective song
faster than the sound of Elvis moaning and grunting his way through it. Elvis
recorded nearly 100 gospel songs over the course of his career, and rarely, if
ever, did he bother to drop his affected delivery out of reverence. There's
nothing wrong with making a song sound sexy, but hands off the Hymnal, Your
5. The fashion.
He started off all clean-cut and handsome, but we can’t get
behind Iconic Elvis. There’s just something about those rhinestone jumpsuits
that screams “morally reprehensible.” Not to mention, people make fun of Bono
for his sunglasses—but this man had the audacity to incorporate a CAPE into his
signature style. And don’t even get us started on the sideburns (they deserve
their own List of the Day).