Gossip-site honcho Perez Hilton is best known for slamming "celebutards" like
Mushy Fartone and Slutty Cyrus, drawing coke noses onto photos of Amy
Winehouse with MS Paint and coining new phrases that his fans promptly
incorporate into their vocabulary. Viva La Drunkst!, anyone?
And while Hilton said he is passionate about music, he's so busy working on his site that he doesn't have much time to go to live shows to discover new music. So instead, he trusts the opinions of his fans. "I always discover my music through my readers," Hilton told Paste. "I don't read any of the music magazines. I don't read Paste, I don't read Spin, I don't read Rolling Stone, I don't read Vibe. I don't read any magazines, actually."
Hilton's latest obsessions are Little Boots, Julian Perretta and FrankMusik. "I instantly loved each one of them," Hilton said. "To me, they accomplish what good music should, which is grab your ear instantly and keep your attention."
Little Boots
"I love Little Boots because I love female vocalists, I love pop music and I love good music. And she's doing all of the above."
Julian Perretta
"Julian, to me, is a throwback to a more '70s sound. It sounds very organic, live instrumentations, soulful, maybe even a little Hall and Oates-ish. Just amazing, amazing. I mentioned Julian for the first time a couple weeks ago, and people went bananas. It was the most overwhelming, almost unanimously, positive response than I've had in a really long time."
FrankMusik
"FrankMusik has been working with Stuart Price, and Stuart produced what I think is Madonna's best album in the last 15 years, Confessions on a Dance Floor. The two of them work together really great. I love all their songs. It's kind of a throwback to '90s dance music, but it still sounds very contemporary at the same time. It's smart dance music. It's good, too. I hate repeating myself, but it is. I love the output that they've had thus far, and it's all quality."



It's highly doubtful that he reads at all actually. Why on earth is Paste featuring this character?
That's what I'd like to know, too, Carrie. I may end up canceling my subscription AND blogging exactly why I'm doing it.
Shame on Paste.
hilarious April Fool's joke
only 5 days off
don't worry- you'll get it next time.
well I think that it's not that big a deal and kinda funny and silly. It's just a short blog post, not a 3 page centerfold article.
I hardly think it was an April Fool's joke. More like Paste grasping for traffic. Pretty shameless. Get back to real content and not this silly stuff.
Please revoke my subscription to this magazine. This is beyond pathetic.
And to think you have influential people on your covers, write endearing columns about things I give a shit about, and introduce me to music I never would have known about. You just had to go and do this asinine attempt at a profile, didn't you?
This isn't a gossip site/magazine. Endless amounts of Listerine won't get this taste of shit from my mouth.
It's hard not to judge someone that gets paid to crudely judge other people for a living. Shame on you, Paste. Shame you to heck.
... Perez I really enjoy your observations but your taste in music is sub par ... but a cool guy none-the-less ... carry on people ~Etnom
I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.
Joannah
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Horrific music...one is like a dreary lady gaga, one is Mika mixed with Mraz and one is just ...well euro-pop club dance music...unlikely any will become famous in '09...
What a tool this guy is. Doubtful that the Paste of 2002-2007 or so would even waste a word on him. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures.
Perez Hilton? Really? I mean, really, Paste?!
Is this a joke? Am I on Candid Camera?
Please stick with quality, though provoking reviews of emotionally engaging media, written by smart, evangelists of art.
Please don't feature hacks like Perez Hilton.
There are other, much more engaging LGBT writers out there that I'm sure would be thrilled to write for Paste. Reach out to them, and leave the trash at the curb before you get your hands dirty.
XOXO
Matthew