So Mel Gibson is getting divorced, and it could be the most
expensive in Hollywood history. The event got us thinking about divorce songs.
Divorce is usually a bummer, but it’s inspired some great music.
1. “D-I-V-O-R-C-E” Tammy Wynette
A classic-country tearjerker about spelling out the bad word
so the kids won’t understand.
2. “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” Jerry Reed
Another country song, this time from a man’s
perspective—Reed’s sarcastic delivery should lighten the mood.
3. “Ode To Divorce” Regina Spektor
This one’s about a miserable divorcee. She sees her ex kiss
another woman—watching from inside his mouth (a dramatic effect that only
Spektor could pull off).
4. “Don’t Renege On Our Love” Richard and Linda Thompson
This album was recorded while Linda was pregnant—and
released as the Thompsons’ marriage was coming to an end.
5. “Guess I’m Doing Fine” Beck
Though it’s not technically about divorce, this beauty
should appear on any breakup-related playlist.
6. “Wedding Day” Rosie Thomas
Comparing the freedom of leaving to the wedding day—ouch.
7. “Jezebel” 10,000 Maniacs
“Before I say that the vows we made weigh like a stone in my
heart / Family is family, don’t let this tear us apart”—and it only gets sadder
8. “Grounds For Divorce” Wolf Parade
This one seems to be about the tedious arguments partners have—and
how they eventually take a toll.
9. “Album Of The Year” The Good Life
I threw in a so-emo breakup song for good measure. It ends
with packed boxes and a woman dividing up the record collection.
10. “The Grand Tour” George Jones
A man walks around the house after his wife left him and
points out the bed, her clothes and the nursery, remembering their life
together along the way. When I first heard the song, I got a little teary at
this part: “As you leave you’ll see the nursery / Oh she left me without mercy /
Taking nothing but our baby and my heart.” Wow.