Published at 7:00 AM on April 9, 2009

Top ten House-isms

Top ten House-isms

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Sure, Dr. Gregory House is a lonely, raging asshole. But he saves lives and he's pretty dang quotable. See for yourself:

10. "Never is just reven spelled backwards.”

9. “Look, there's Jesus. Go tell the Romans.”

8. "If her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin.”

7. "Humanity is overrated."

6. “Is he seizing or dancing?”

5. “Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree.”

4. "That was awesome. I gotta start pretending to care."

3. “If it works, we're right. If he dies, it was something else."

2. “See, I became a doctor because of the movie Patch Adams.”

1. "I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."


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