Sure, Dr. Gregory House is a lonely, raging asshole. But he saves lives and he's pretty dang quotable. See for yourself:
10. "Never is just reven spelled backwards.”
9. “Look, there's Jesus. Go tell the Romans.”
8. "If her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin.”
7. "Humanity is overrated."
6. “Is he seizing or dancing?”
5. “Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree.”
4. "That was awesome. I gotta start pretending to care."
3. “If it works, we're right. If he dies, it was something else."
2. “See, I became a doctor because of the movie Patch Adams.”
1. "I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."

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Love House!
One that isn't really quotable but that I liked was:
"We haven't stuck any sharp needles in the patient for an hour. Do a lumbar test."