There's an art to being interesting in 140 characters. Informational is easy. Poignancy is near impossible. A couple of weeks ago, I published a list of 10 Musicians Worth Following on Twitter, and you turned me on to the Tweets of Fleet Foxes' @rpecknold, who recently gave us five consecutive <140-character musings on the upcoming lunar eclipse in Southeast Asia. But the best Twitterers are funny, and the funniest, naturally, are comedians. So for our second guide to the Twitter-verse, we look at The 10 Funniest Twitterers: Comedians Worth Following on Twitter. (Oh and it looks like Zach Galifianakis just joined the party a few days ago.) Missing are several of the most popular (sorry, Jimmy Fallon, but you're not that engaging), funniest in other formats (sorry, John Cleese, but I don't know what the hell you're talking about most of the time) and fakes (I was initially fooled by fake Tina Fey and fake Stephen Colbert). These 10 simply make me laugh:
10. Aziz Ansari - azizansari
Best recent tweet: Pickup line you
can use tonight: "Excuse me, did anyone ever tell you you look like an
African American version of Jennifer Aniston?"
Runner-up: DAMNIT. NBC has
also passed on my made for TV Bobby Jindal biopic. Apparently, I "don't
look like Bobby Jindal and no one cares about him."
9. Tim Siedell - badbanana
Best recent tweet: A man ate broccoli at T.G.I.Friday's. Yes, he also found a snake head, but that story was plenty gross enough already.
Runner-up: I'm hoping for a Paul Simon kind of day. Short and pleasant enough. None of that Garfunkel crap.
8. Rob Huebel - robhuebel
Best recent tweet: Not to sound racist but why can't older Korean ladies skateboard better? It's not that hard.
Runner-up: I will fight any child today under the age of 14. You name the place. No parents. No nut-shots.
7. Paul Scheer - paulscheer
Best recent tweet: Just found out Dr. Dre isn't a real doctor, now I understand why he botched my hernia operation.
Runner-up: From Variety: JJ
Abrams to reboot the McDonald's franchise, We'll find out how Ronald
met Mayor McCheese and where the Fry Guys come from.
6. John Hodgman - hodgman
Best recent tweet: On plane. Sspotted second family with masks. They are all grouped around my seat. || Maybe they would
be less concerned if I hadn't vomited all over myself. Sorry
worrywarts. I'm not changing my airplane rituals for you!
Runner-up: You win this time. But I promise you: this shall be your PENULTIMATE WIN. so enjoy it while it lasts. And the next one.
5. Eugene Mirman - EugeneMirman
Best recent tweet: Mother's Day is a
good day to thank mothers, but it's also a great time to party, because
most mothers are distracted. I have unused charact
Runner-up: I wonder if there are any vintage shops near where JFK was shot, that way I could see history and get a cool bag.
4. Rob Corddry - robcorddry
Best recent tweet: I just took the "Who are You on Lost" quiz. I'm the odd looking extra that looked right into the camera two weeks ago.
Runner-up: We all have at least one friend who we suspect may be a serial killer, right? Mine is @robhuebel #followfriday
3. Jim Gaffigan - jimgaffigan
Best recent tweet: Ever seen someone on a unicycle and not wanted to push them over?
Runner-up: What if we found out you got swine flu from NOT eating bacon?
2. Michael Ian Black - michaelianblack
Best recent tweet: Saw a NY license
plate with the following number: "1." I pulled alongside and was
disappointed the driver was neither Elvis nor Jesus.
Runner-up: All these women
are writing to me bitching about "making ONE baby." You never hear men
complain about making HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of sperm.
1. Stephen Colbert - StephenAtHome
Best recent tweet: personally i like
the discover card rewards program. if you can find a business that
takes discover card, you get a free airplane
Runner-up: hope god watched the show. i prayed pretty awesome tonight
Let me know who else is worth following in the comments. I'm on Twitter @ joshjackson.


Haa! These are all great! My favorite is Jim Gaffigan's! I'm subscribed to his. I read his Twitter feed every time I want a good laugh!
Good list. I recommend one with the fakes. I follow a few that have some really funny tweets (and sometimes over the top). Recommend:
@nick_nolte
@darthvader
There was a funny Gary Busey, but I can't find him now. Have to wait until he tweets again.
Word for word, @badbanana is the funniest guy on Twitter. His humor also tends to pertain to current events. I have a ball sharing the one-liners with friends. Always get laughs...
Here's a recent post that coincided with a stock market rally: "There’s cautious optimism on Wall Street. Now stock brokers are only jumping out of first floor windows."
That's funny!
Steve (@enthused)
funniest band on twitter
@guster
Okay, now this post has irritated me. Firstly, I'm not so anonymous if you posted my name. Secondly, I'm anonymous because I don't like filling in all the sign up crap. Now, because I chose not to enter my email address, I have had to return just to post. However, I'm providing you material at my inconvenience.
Okay, I'm not really doing it for you. I am doing it for the twit I'm following who deserves it (or group of twits, as their web link claims).
RE: following the fake personalities
I knew he'd show up - @GaryJBusey.
Funny stuff.
Hahaha...
That's great :)
thanks!
Doug Benson, of course
oh god... just read Ansari's post:
"WHOA. Anyone wanna meet up with me and the worst human beings on earth?"
LOL!
You are forgetting Mindy Kaling from The Office. She is hilarious.
www.twitter.com/mindykaling
OR MINE!
www.twitter.com/jennajean
@dogup is hilarious.
@TheBloggess
She's hilarious and interactive
--Cassie (@ShopClementine)
https://twitter.com/eddieizzard
OK. After following all these guys for a while now, I have to say that badbanana wins. Some of Tim Siedell's latest:
I think it's cruel to Mirandize terror suspects. She's the least attractive of those Sex and the City girls.
Ahmadinejad accused his election rivals of using Hitler tactics. Which, I guess, means none of them have started a Holocaust.
A toddler in Britain has the same IQ as Stephen Hawking. Which won't help much if they ever meet me on the basketball court.
@summerofbenny
@fterlife is pretty dang funny. http://www.twitter.com/fterlife
Michael Ian Black gets my vote for funniest on Twitter.
Here's my list on the top 10 comedians on Twitter from the UK. Be prepared for British humour though folks....
http://3.ly/YA9
YOU FORGOT SARA K SILVERMAN! a crime!
http://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman
Even funnier:
http://twitter.com/MonikkaB
Awww, thanks for the shout out Stan!
;)
I like
www.twitter.com/shitmydadsays
www.twitter.com/fireland
www.twitter.com/kolchak
www.twitter.com/benmarvin
www.twitter.com/ruthakers
www.twitter.com/GPappalardo
www.twitter.com/GSouder
And myself, of course...but I'm hit or miss lol
www.twitter.com/monikkab
;)
"Humor Flash" updated daily on Twitter @humorality
www.twitter.com/humorality
you need to check our Dave Hill (mrdavehill)...a sample:
Just heard that Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" was originally a reggae song. Just goes to show you things could always be worse.
Keep up The Office theme, Rainn Wilson is prolific and funny.
My brother and I are arguing whether Shitmydadsays is just schtick or there's really a 73 year old saying that stuff. I hope he's real.
wow. all men. so ... yeah.
funny women to follow:
@marchinko
@capricecrane
@sarahksilverman
@mindykaling
and another funny man comedian:
@nickthune
You NEED to follow http://twitter.com/StingyRebuke