Happy day-after-the-4th-of-July! Isn't it great, America, how once a year we can all come together as one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all, in the name of blowing shit up in backyards and town squares all across this great land of ours? It's fun, I gotta admit, but there's always a really eerie moment after the fireworks have died down and everyone's puttering back to their houses and their cars when the smoke finally settles in a hazy gray blanket over the revelers, that always makes me think the world has just ended. Like, when the big stuff goes down, this is what it's gonna feel like—ears ringing from explosions, air clogged with smoke, neighborhood dogs howling, everyone's faces smeared with hot-dog grease and face-paint.
Fortunately, we seem to have made it through yet another July 4th without that actually being the case (yippie hooray!) but the holiday still got me thinking about the apocalypse. And that got me thinking about one of my favorite songs of this year, Elvis Perkins in Dearland's "Doomsday," which got me thinking about other surprisingly enjoyable songs about the end of the world. I polled my Paste cohorts for their favorites, and here's 13 of the best. Scroll down for a playlist, and share your own picks in the comments.
"The whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast / It was all over by quarter past," Dylan sings on this classic track (not available for our playlist, unfortunately). If we're lucky, the real thing will happen just as quickly.
Bright Eyes - "Four Winds"
With a one-minute instrumental intro, breezy W.B. Yeats and/or Joan Didion references and that raging fiddle stringing it all along, Conor Oberst yanked himself out of his post-adolescent stupor with a cheery little ditty about the apocalypse. Go figure.
R.E.M. - "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"
The world probably would end if this song didn't make the list. You're probably more likely to die of asphyxiation while singing along than by a flaming meteor or a giant wave, but have fun.
Elvis Perkins in Dearland - "Doomsday"
Perkins lost his father to AIDS in 1992 and then, nearly nine-years-to-the-day later, his mother was killed in the 9/11 World Trade Center attacks, so maybe you should take comfort in his admonition: "I don't plan to die / Nor should you plan to die."
The Decemberists - "Sons & Daughters"
Whee! I hope there's a lovely hurdy-gurdy-lead sing-along when I arise from my bunker.
Prince - "1999"
What a bummer that this chorus has become such an immense cultural cliche, because the song—and it's message—are truly awesome, summed up by that weird slo-mo voice at the start of the track: "Don't worry." Life-advice and party-time music—thanks, Purple One.
Andrew Bird - "Tables and Chairs"
"It's starting to get warm in here, and things are starting to get strange," Bird sings, later promising that "we're going meet some day in the crumbled financial institutions of this land"—right, so, aren't we due for some pony rides right about now? And those snacks?
Jimi Hendrix - "Third Stone From The Sun"
Truly, the lack of surf music will be one of the great tragedies of the apocalypse.
The Misfits - "Astro Zombies"
Definitely the catchiest track among this bunch, also the most graphic. Excellent combination.
The Sadies - "1,000 Cities Falling Apart (pt. 1)"
When the end times come upon us, let's just hope a few pedal steel players are spared.
Josh Ritter - "The Temptation of Adam"
Warning: This one might only be considered "enjoyable" if you just really love weeping uncontrollably. Ugh. Damn you, Ritter.
The Turtles - "Eve of Destruction"
Barry McGuire recorded the definitive version of P.F. Sloan's 1965 protest song, but this Turtles cover is just so eerily jaunty. Nothing communicates the urgency of societal unrest quite like that cheery tambourine part, huh?
The Thermals - "Here's Your Future"
Fire and brimstone delivered with a punkish snarl, as it always should be.



What, no "Nuclear War - It's a MF"?
http://www.last.fm/music/Sun+Ra/Nuclear+War/Nuclear+War
No "Dancing With Tears In My Eyes" by Ultravox?
No "Apocalypse, Please" by Muse?
Sure, it's not very subtle (look at the title, after all), but those pounding piano chords sure as heck SOUND like the end of the world.
"A Good Life" - Jill Sobule, California Years
"Where Have All the Scientists Gone?" by Jukebox the Ghost.
What, no Tom Waits?
I believe there was a book review in Paste about apocalyptic songs a few months ago, and that also completely ignored one of the more prolific writers of apocalyptic matters, Mr. Tom Waits. Just take "Earth Died Screaming" - a wonderful, hypnotic song about the earth going to Hell in a hand basket. Hell, take the whole damn album "Bone Machine". Several songs on "Blood Money" could definitely fit, too, and some songs from "Real Gone".
Well the earth died screaming / while I lay dreaming
"Citizens of Tomorrow" by Tokyo Police Club? Hey, if they're right, the robots will have taken over by the end of the year ...
Try "All Fall Down" on the late Kevin Gilbert's Thud--lyrics here: http://kevingilbert.com/Albums_And_Lyrics/Kevin_Gilbert_Solo_Projects/Thud/All_Fall_Down.html and you can sample it on Amazon.
Never has gloom and darkness been so much fun or delivered as brilliantly (or if your tastes go much darker, there's his posthumous Kaviar, or if you love to hate the music industry, then the (also posthumous) rock opera The Shaming of The True is devastatingly entertaining.)
Would have thought 'We Will Become Silhouettes' by the Postal Service would have been a shoe-in here.
One I like is:
"No Cities Left" - The Dears
I'll always vote for Leonard Cohen's "Closing Time" as the most delightful little apocalypse ever set to music, a cathcy, honky-tonk swing number announcing last call at the Apocalypse Bar & Grille.
And thanks, Paste, for giving my book, "Apocalypse Jukebox," such a nice plug in the May issue. I want to get that Bob Dylan illustration tattooed on my arm!
-Edward Whitelock
What about Jonathan King's jaunty It's Good News Week, a 1965 hit for one-hit wonders, Hedgehoppers Anonymous?
"It's good news week,
Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere
Contaminating atmosphere
and blackening the sky..."
XTC's "This World Over"
this list made me think of "Eterna: Concerning the End of the World" by The Prayers and Tears of Arthur Digby Sellers. Great song.
I think it's awesome that you included The Misfits Astro Zombies in the list. I love some Misfits from time to time. How about "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" by TimBuk 3, too subtle perhaps?
What about Randy Newman's Political Science -"they all hate us anyhow. So let's drop te big one now."
OR
Gordon Lightfoot "Pride of Man"
No "Eve of Destruction"?