The Straight Story (1999): When you’re David Lynch, it’s pretty tough to make a wild left
turn—your whole career is one giant left turn away from filmmaking convention.
But the legendary avant-garde director shot straight on this G-rated picture
about an old man driving cross-country on a lawn mower. The picture moves about
as fast as a riding mower: not very. But it’s a sweet film, a radical bit of
normalcy for Lynch, and a road movie well-acted enough to earn the late Richard
Farnsworth an Oscar nom.
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968): Straddling the boundary between art film and sci-fi epic, Stanley Kubrick’s space-age fantasia is loaded with arresting images. The legendary opening, with the apes and the bone—would you really want that passage hurried? The scene builds like a symphony, and then hurtles us into space, where the action moves with appropriate gravity. The menace of HAL is partly in the deliberateness with which he operates. If you’re looking for exploding Death Stars and quippy little alien creatures, you’ve come to the wrong place. Kubrick takes interstellar life seriously. To quicken the pace would diminish the enterprise.
The Decalogue (1988): Never have murder, adultery, child abduction, adultery and other vices and tragedies been dealt with so discursively and yet so intriguingly and satisfactorily as in this series of 55-minute films, based loosely on the Ten Commandments and originally aired on Polish TV. Director Krzysztof Kieslowski (who would later direct another near-perfect series, the Three Colors trilogy) explores human frailty, ambition and complexity with a deft hand. He immerses you in the everyday lives of these characters—dominated by the mundane but punctuated with moments of crisis. His themes are always bubbling under the surface; they don’t hit you until well after the shows are over. Named the top film of 2001 (when it was released in the U.S.) by The New York Times and one of the 100 best films of all-time by Time magazine, The Decalogue is like a fine wine. It’s best savored, never rushed, and each intake reveals new complexity.
The Seventh Seal (1957): Among Ingmar Bergman’s many masterpieces, The Seventh Seal is his most well-known thanks to numerous pop-culture references to Death personified in a black robe, playing chess with a medieval knight and orchestrating the “Dance of Death” across a hilltop. The title references the “silence of God” via a passage in the Book of Revelation, and that silence is an oppressive force throughout the film. The quiet but anguished dialogue, plodding along in the bleak Swedish countryside, allows Bergman to plumb the depths of existential torment and examine the nature of faith and doubt. But Bergman does not use film to merely engage the mind—he wants audiences to feel his films as much as they intellectualize them. By slowing down and allowing innermost thoughts to come to the forefront, Berman also awakens our senses and enhances our awareness of his characters’—and our own—surroundings. This faithless son of a Lutheran minster perhaps describes the effect best in his autobiography, recounting his early days in his father’s church: “I devoted my interest to the church’s mysterious world of low arches, thick walls, the smell of eternity, the colored sunlight quivering above the strangest vegetation of medieval paintings and carved figures on ceilings and walls. There was everything that one’s imagination could desire—angels, saints, dragons, prophets, devils, humans.” While the smell of eternity may not be pleasant, at least as depicted in Bergman’s films, it’s impactful and memorable in the way hours of car chases can never be.
Babette’s Feast (1987) There’s not much excitement in the this tale of a strict Danish religious sect, whose internal divisions are melted by an extravagant feast (one they fear for all its exotic French origins)—but this winner of the Best Foreign-Language Film Oscar is a exquisite celebration of the joys of food and community and a marvelous parable of grace.
Au Hasard Balthazar (1966): French director Robert Bresson’s tale of a
donkey’s life moves at a donkey’s pace, but those who invest themselves in this
classic are richly rewarded.
Bresson does not anthropomorphize the donkey. There are no apparent asides to the camera or even reaction
shots. We are just asked to
observe the life of this beast of burden.
In it and this film, as Godard famously said about Balthazar, we find “the world in an hour and a half.” Bresson is saying we are all
Balthazar’s, forced to tolerate the vicissitudes of life. We think we can reason our way out,
but—as Roger Ebert
says, “intelligence gives us the ability to comprehend our fate without the
power to control it. Still, Bresson does not leave us empty-handed. He offers
us the suggestion of empathy. If we will extend ourselves to sympathize with
how others feel, we can find the consolation of sharing human experience,
instead of the loneliness of enduring it alone.” Powerful stuff, gleaned from the plodding life of an ass.
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gerry
I second GERRY, and all of Van Sant's latest works.
Almost all of the films from PART 1 should be here. I havent watched Warhol's film, but I will
Gus Van Sant's "Last Days." The beautifully slow film captures the monotony and disillusionment of the final days of Kurt Cobain's life.
Nice timing, Kevin.
What about Lost in Translation?
3rd Lord of the Rings movies - especially the last 1-1/2 hours...
Ohhhh...I do love me some DUNE, BLUE VELVET, and TWIN PEAKS, but Mr. Lynch, your ERASERHEAD - well, I don't care how original, avant-garde/fashion-forward, or thought-provoking it was, how it played with light or camera angles, or whatever! It took me three sittings to force my way through the DVD (kept falling asleep), wondering how I'd have endured it back in its big screen days. And it was so misogynist. Ugh.
I second "Lost in Translation." Never has a movie so bored me upon first viewing, and so moved me upon countless subsequent viewings.
Great choices (any appreciation of "Babette's Feast" is a plus, and "Balthazar" is amazing), but the winner has to be Kubrick, who must've known that he was testing his audience's patience. Much of "2001"'s power lies in its pace; I especially like the scenes within the less-heralded sequence of Dr. Heywood Floyd deadpanning it on that Pan American flight. Only Kubrick would do that to his audience.
Nice list! However "Babettes gaestebud" is Danish instead of Dutch. It's amusing how you Anglophones get us northern Europeans mixed up all the time. Best wishes from Holland.
Half this list is of Catholic movies. That is inordinate, since less than one one-hundreth of films are conceived of as explicitly religious. The rest have significant religious themes. Odd.
On the other list I think only one was religious, and that would be Malick, whose films have a large component on Natural Theology, through images mainly.
No real point, just thought it was interesting.
If you put down Terrence Malick's "The New World" in the negative side of the spectrum, you should have at least included one of his other BRILLIANT slow films in this positive section. My vote would be on "The Thin Red Line" but both "Badlands" and "Days of Heaven" would do. Actually, maybe not so much "Badlands". It has a slower pace than similar movies, but I wouldn't consider it as slow paced as "The Thin Red Line" or "Days of Heaven".
Funny - I was going to nominate "The Thin Red Line" for the tedious list. Because it was so tedious. And slow. And lifeless.
"Days of Heaven" was great, but "The Thin Red Line"... was not.
I'm shocked this list left out any of Tarkovsky's films. Stalker and Solaris are definitely slower than anything Bergman or Kubrick ever created.
@Popcorn Addict
I disagree. I think "The Thin Red Line" is one of the better war films ever made. It doesn't give you any stereotypical war hero vibe (I'll probably get bashed for this, but that's one of the reasons I think "Saving Private Ryan" is WAY overrated). I feel like war is used as the catalyst to show the true nature of the characters. The war isn't the story, it's what the war brings out of the characters that is the most interesting part.
I'm going to borrow a bit from a critic who said it better than I probably could: The characters contradict themselves, saying one thing, and doing something different. It ends abruptly, with many things unresolved. Kind of like life.
I feel like it's a much more real portrayal of war than many other popular war movies. Plus, it's shot absolutely BEAUTIFULLY. Some of the images still bring a sense of awe over me even after seeing the movie multiple times.
Regarding the characters, I had similar feelings about "The Hurt Locker" and that is why it is currently at the top of my list of favorite movies of this year.
I'll end this by saying that I can definitely understand why some people don't like the film. It IS long and it DOES meander a lot. Some people don't see the point in a lot of the characterization in between the war scenes. For me, however, this is what makes the film so wonderful. These soldiers know their lives could end at any moment and it's how they react to this lingering death that surrounds them that shows who they really are at their core, despite any previous indications of something different.
Sorry. This was a much longer post than I intended.
just finished watching "Syndromes and a Century" for the third time. It is one of the most unique meditative films I have ever watched. The previous poster mentioned the "catholic" nature of some the films on the list. I can't speak to that. However, some of the best slow movies are to be found from Asian cinema.
Many slow beautiful scenes, punctuated by
great action sequences, or scenes of family life, where characters are just abiding,reflects the influence of Zen Buddhism on that culture, I think.
I think Tarkovsky's Solaris is MUCH slower, ponderous and requires a lot more discipline to watch than any of the films listed, but that isn't meant as a knock, so I would put it in the meditative category.
Has no one ever noticed how beautifully slow The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is?
I complete agree with the inclusion of "2001: A Space Odyssey" on this list. And while we're at Kubrick, I'd add "Eyes Wide Shut," and I'd move "Barry Lyndon" from the tedious list to this list.
I see that George Stevens' "The Greatest Story Ever Told" was left out. Yes it is restrained and slow, but the music by Alfred Newman and cinematography are absolutely brilliant and one of my personal favorite films to watch on Easter.
I am amazed that not a single jim jaramusch film made it on these lists or in these comments.
I am super ADD (literally) and everyone of his films still works for me on a level i can never understand b/c i usually can't stand other films like his.
He is the master of transcendental slowness. His stories tend to evolve and play with amazing silences. I don't even know which one to pick.
Also yeah i disagree about the inclusion of Barry Lyndon & New world on your tedious list. Barry Lyndon is prob my favorite of his films and New World could def speed up, but it really puts you into that world and into that place of discovery, it is slow though.
Gus Van Sant's "Gerry". Absolutely belongs on this list.
Grant,
I've been expecting Jim Jaramusch, too. I would go with Dead Man if I had to pick one.
@Cameron: I second that, and pretty much any other Sergio Leone western.
Although beautifully shot and with fine
performances, "Cold Mountain" is tedious.
I can clean house, jog around the block,
shower, then come back to it and still--
find myself dozing off.......
Wow, I especially like the scenes within the less-heralded sequence of Dr. Heywood Floyd deadpanning it on that Pan American flight. Only Kubrick would do that to his audience, thanx for all this.
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