Chris Brown doesn’t remember beating up Rihanna
It’s alright, Chris. Even if you’ve fully succumbed to cognitive dissonance, we won’t ever forget what a scumbag you are:
Dan Rather rages against The Machine
What to do when you’re caught with egg on your face after disseminating falsified documents about the President? Launch an incisive broadside against corporate media, natch!
Lady Gaga out-kings the King
Of course Lady Gaga would appear on Larry King’s show, dressed just like Larry King. Of course she would: