Ten More Comedians You Should Follow on Twitter

Published at 7:00 AM on July 17, 2010

A lot has happened since Paste editor-in-chief Josh Jackson published his Comedians Worth Following on Twitter list more than a year ago. Namely, a lot of funny people have joined Twitter! That, coupled with on-the-rise humorists from all over the place getting their tweet on has made it necessary--nay, essential--that the list be updated. Below, then, are 10 more hilarious folks that will fill your daily Twitter trolling with the utmost of mirth. Let me know which ones I missed in the comments or directly on Twitter at @austinlouisray.

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Patton Oswalt
Best Recent Tweet: Just visited MySpace. Half the lights are out, bears are living in my comments section, and a homeless guy's been pooping in my blog.
Runner-Up: Wish "pistachio" didn't sound like the slang term for one's facial hair after a golden shower.
He's funny in real life, too:

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Hannibal Buress
Best Recent Tweet: On that Lose My Mind song, Young Jeezy says his rooms have rooms. Jeezy, those are called closets.
Runner-Up: Dreams come true. I'm performing at the Gathering of the Juggalos this year in August. No Joke. The Lord is real.
He's funny in real life, too:

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Morgan Murphy
Best Recent Tweet: Just discovered the user "bumpityboo" on YouTube. I'm sewing my vagina shut.
Runner-Up: gray ponytails: bonding women in Vermont and old roadies since 1962.
She's funny in real life, too:

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Paul F. Tompkins
Best Recent Tweet: Almost swallowed a live spider that hid in my water bottle & crawled into my mouth, so if you need me I'll be committing suicide all day.
Runner-Up: FYI: 2-3pm is the best time to hit the gym if you want to be near the crazy-ass lady loudly singing & clapping along to gospel on her iPod.
He's funny in real life, too:

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Dan Telfer
Best Recent Tweet: "Editorial analysis of Lindsay's fingernails." Remember the good old days, when that would have been hilarious and not a sign of endtimes?
Runner-Up: Two weeks of unemployment benefits left. Nothing quite as inspiring as your fate being in the hands of either Human Resources or Congress.
He's funny in real life, too:

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Natasha Leggero
Best Recent Tweet: To all of those playing Call of Duty: Thanks for protecting our country from your couch with a sandwich!
Runner-Up: Imagine loving beans this much. http://twitpic.com/230f33
She's funny in real life, too:

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Victor Varnado
Best Recent Tweet: ME: I am going to spend my fourth of july on a rooftop in brooklyn, SNIPER: Me too.
Runner-Up: No! I did not just get kicked out of a Rachel Ray private party for wrestling.
He's funny in real life, too:

The Awkward Comedy Show from Victor Varnado on Vimeo.

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Rob Delaney
Best Recent Tweet: Was gearing up to watch the game with my dad today but then I remembered he's in prison. #worldcup
Runner-Up: New record! I piled 11 honeyed hams and 4 large clocks on my wife before she woke up and started screaming!
He's funny in real life, too:

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Todd Barry
Best Recent Tweet: Out of respect for the #USA , I'm going to give the silent treatment to any Ghanaian comedians I work with tonight. #worldcup
Runner-Up: You're forgiven. http://twitpic.com/1xnzqc
He's funny in real life, too:

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Sarah Silverman
Best Recent Tweet: I will be polite and respectful to the homeless & mentally insane until the day I am murdered.
Runner-Up: I'm working on an invention for a toilet that whispers a robotic "yum" after each flush. #myshowiscancelled
She's funny in real life, too:

Finally, because sharing is caring, the gallery below showcases more funny tweets from each of the 10 comedians above. Plus, as a bonus, a few tweets from other humorous people who narrowly missed making the list. Please enjoy:

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